Penis-haver

[Blue4YOU]

AIBU to start referring to all men as penis-hackers (inspired by the absurd NHS policy re people who menstruate thread)?
Hi, here’s my penis-haver X who I’m married to, my penis-haver friend Y and I was assaulted by a penis-haver paediatrician?

Just a cervix havers event exclusive for people with a cervix.

Rather exclusionary of those of us who are former cervix-havers?

The transphobia on this thread is sickening

Show me?

Do you not agree that removing the word woman and replacing it with things like chest feeder is absolutely ludicrous?

On another note...

"It's raining wankers, Hallelujah' doesn't have the same ring to it

The transphobia on this thread is sickening

Translation: Get back in your box you silly little women... I mean uterus owners... I mean cervix havers... I mean vagina people... no scrap that... TRANSPHOBES.

My pronoun is “haspenis”

@AmandaHoldensLips

Testicle bearers.

It sounds like the testicles are carried around by handmaidens on a velvet cushion to be admired by one and all.

🤔

In the words of Jessie J

'I can do it like a Spaffer'

@MMAMPWGHAP

Surely wankers covers it nicely

Best response!

For Father's Day I made my OH a card saying "Happy Successful Inseminator's Day". Cards usually go in the bin a few days after the event but he's kept that one up on display ever since.

@Natsku

For Father's Day I made my OH a card saying "Happy Successful Inseminator's Day". Cards usually go in the bin a few days after the event but he's kept that one up on display ever since.

@Natsku lol love that 🥰

@CorvusPurpureus

Ball bearings?

@PastMyBestBeforeDate

Mmn654123 best we embroider some flowers on the shirts. Not in a country and western type way though.

That could help. Or maybe butterflies? In pastel shades, of course.

phew what a relief. Crisis averted. I can be a woman again without wastefully disposing of clothes.

Now I do have some cargo pants. Maybe a little pattern of sequins sewed onto the back pocket, for the avoidance of doubt?

@BlackeyedSusan

This thread is full of women in possession of an opinion, which.is. not.allowed.

Ah crap. I thought it was just the flannel check shirt.

So. No opinions either?

Doomed. I’m doomed.

Anyone who is Cervix Exclusionary?

Vagina Exclusionary?

Fallopian Tube Exclusionary?

All the best ones have been taken!

It would not surprise me if many men feel that referring to women as 'people who menstruate' is objectionable as many/most women do. Though it does not affect them hardly at all if at all.

Should we not be trying to get men to be allies against this offensiveness and continue to call women women?

At least, as another poster said, their reference to “all women” means they allow women to be called women.

That's transphobic though as some penis havers are women and the penis havers aren't the cervix havers.

[quote Suewiththegreenlights]**@JustcameoutGC* I must say, epididimisters* didn’t get anything like the guffaws it deserves and in my opinion wins the thread![/quote]
Yeah, I was quite chuffed myself with that one. Men have way better words for their bits that we do, quelle surprise.

@MMAMPWGHAP

Surely wankers covers it nicely

But I am a wanker... Does that mean I am a man. Oh, arse.

@ArtemisiaGentle

Anyone who is Cervix Exclusionary?

Vagina Exclusionary?

Fallopian Tube Exclusionary?

All the best ones have been taken!

One who is neither currently, nor has ever been, a cervix haver?

I do like a nice ‘neither, nor’.

Then we could be ‘One who is either currently, or has ever been, a cervix haver?’

For convenience, men could be known in shorthand as ‘neither nors’ and we could be ‘either ors’

Not read the whole thread so apologies if already mentioned before -

cock lodger?

Love this thread! Great laugh out loud material first thing in the morning.

@JustcameoutGC

OMG! Well I have heard tell it isn’t ladylike.

@MaryBoBary

Someone that is willied could be another

I love this one.

A Willied person. XY

A Fannied person for an XX

@fairynick

Trans men are men.

ODFOD

Trouser Snakers.

Is a spaffer the same as a wanker? Never heard it .

@peak2021

It would not surprise me if many men feel that referring to women as 'people who menstruate' is objectionable as many/most women do. Though it does not affect them hardly at all if at all.

Should we not be trying to get men to be allies against this offensiveness and continue to call women women?

We are.

But the nhs has forgotten that not all the people with prostates are men.

So for cervical screening they call all women (yay!) and other cervix havers (yay our trans men sisters!) but for prostate screening they just call all men. They forgot the other prostate havers. The trans exclusionary NHS is ignoring the health needs of our trans brothers.

But we need an appropriate name. Is prostate haver the way to go? Wanker seemed so much better BUT it’s been rightly identified that some of us cervix havers would then need to present for a prostate exam, so that might be embarrassing.

So tricky.