Penis-haver

[Blue4YOU]

AIBU to start referring to all men as penis-hackers (inspired by the absurd NHS policy re people who menstruate thread)?
Hi, here’s my penis-haver X who I’m married to, my penis-haver friend Y and I was assaulted by a penis-haver paediatrician?

GCAcademic
Thank you for the explaining that on the NHS site, “ people with a cervix” referred to trans men.

At least, as another poster said, their reference to “all women” means they allow women to be called women.

@fairynick

Trans men are men.

They certainly are, and post-surgery, have peniseseseses...~slaps fingers on keyboard~.

@MaryBoBary

Someone that is willied could be another

I love this. its the best one, so early on in the thread too.

@ScrollingLeaves

From the NHS link. “All women and people with a cervix aged 25 to 64 should be invited by letter.”

Please would someone (seriously) decipher this sentence?

Outside ‘all women’, who else has a cervix to be invited for the screening by letter?

I imagined having it in a jar on the mantlepiece and having to bring it in under a tea towel ...

But also from the NHS site
“Many men worry that having an enlarged prostate means they have an increased risk of developing prostate cancer.”

But, according to the NHS logic in referring to “all women and people with a cervix”,
this ought to say, “ Many men and people with a prostate worry......”

@BrumBoo

For those confused:

www.nhs.uk/conditions/cervical-screening/

'Cervix havers'

www.nhs.uk/conditions/prostate-cancer/

'Only men have prostates'

Rather unfair to the prostate owners who are now... living in 'girl mode' was it?

The website has a contact us section.

I suggest we do.

Disgracefully trans exclusionary. The prostate page must be updated. If we don’t stand up for trans women and their prostates, who will?

Submit your comments on the Contact Us page!

@ScrollingLeaves

But also from the NHS site “Many men worry that having an enlarged prostate means they have an increased risk of developing prostate cancer.”

But, according to the NHS logic in referring to “all women and people with a cervix”,
this ought to say, “ Many men and people with a prostate worry......”

Indeed! Contact them via the online form so they can correct it!

Any assemblage of genitals, other biology and/or clothes that on any given day identify as a 'man'. Actually if you own a check flannel shirt you're in.
I own more than one check flannel shirt

@JustcameoutGC I must say, epididimisters didn’t get anything like the guffaws it deserves and in my opinion wins the thread!

@PastMyBestBeforeDate

Any assemblage of genitals, other biology and/or clothes that on any given day identify as a 'man'. Actually if you own a check flannel shirt you're in. I own more than one check flannel shirt

Shit. I’m a man?

wanders off to find some pink sequinned clothes and throw out the check flannel shirt because I feel like a woman so maybe the rule is that I must conform with the appropriate gender stereotypes assigned to me

Shit. It’s not 1950. So that can’t be right.

What to do?????

[quote Suewiththegreenlights]**@JustcameoutGC* I must say, epididimisters* didn’t get anything like the guffaws it deserves and in my opinion wins the thread![/quote]
That was rather good!

Clackerbag possessor.

First brought to my attention with the decisive, and never to be forgotten:

"I'd rather teabag a lit candle with my naked clackerbag."

Mmn654123 best we embroider some flowers on the shirts. Not in a country and western type way though.

TidyDancer

Katypyee

"The transphobia on this thread is sickening."

I haven't seen any transphobia on here, but admittedly have skimmed the thread. Could you point it out?

Don't be silly TidyDancer. Didn't anyone tell you that everything s woman says, does or thinks is Totally Transphobic now?

This thread is full of women in possession of an opinion, which.is. not.allowed.

Testicular person
‘Person of testicles’ sounds nicely woke, too.

Meat and 2 veg owner

Unflanged
Nonbapped

They-Who-Shall-Not-be-Wombed.

Sounds rather impressive, yes? I can hear it spoken in a deep, booming, echoey voice....

A BeBollocked person walked down the street with their Mingeless companion.

Since we're being pushed to deny biological sex and label each other by our bodily functions now, it's high time Shania Twain and the like started updating their back catalogues to reflect this.
All together now, "Ejaculator! I feel like a Menstruator! "

You make me feel like a natural menstruator...

Gimme, gimme gimme an ejaculator after midnight...

@RedcurrantPuff

What’s wrong with ejaculator or spaffer?

Spaffer

That’s funny

Cockerists.

I like prostate haver.
The definition of cervix haver and prostate haver means we can have organised events, bars, shelters, meet ups, jails just for cervix havers.

That's not transphobic. No mention of man or woman or any gender roles.

Just a cervix havers event exclusive for people with a cervix.