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SneezyGonzalez · 20/02/2021 22:59

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Orchidflower1 · 13/03/2021 14:28

@alwayslucky

My dear, calm down. You must accept that the dog with a wobbly head is an ornament for cars, not a pet. Pet zebras, on the other hand, are readily available in Maui, and may be imported by private plane, though often at extortionate fees. But be warned: It is now clearly established, in a test case which reached those U.K. judges pleased to re-name themselves The 'Supreme' Court ( hmm..), that bantam hens are not zebras.
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ImperfectTents · 13/03/2021 16:47

Are you Scottish?

Orchidflower1 · 13/03/2021 17:27

Are you?

ImperfectTents · 13/03/2021 18:06

Not quite

Orchidflower1 · 14/03/2021 09:12

Happy Mother’s Day! 💐

MuddleMoo · 14/03/2021 15:34

I actually quite like parsnips

BrimFullOfAsher · 14/03/2021 16:09

Are Zebras white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?

alwayslucky · 14/03/2021 16:52

@BrimFullOfAsher

Are Zebras white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?
No of course not. Think of the last time you actually visited Mornington Crescent. Also, Won't Somebody Think Of The Children ?

I don't think many people should buy that brand, not only because of the plastic, the chemicals and the climate emergency, but also because how many of us are 'worth it', and what is the measure of value, for instance is it the average charge in the red light district?

Emptybox · 14/03/2021 20:20

@alwayslucky There you go again, perpetuating the same old issues. If a judge wants to identify as Supreme, then they have every right to do so. Likewise, a bantam hen can, if she wishes, identify as a striped hoofed mammal, despite having no identifying features.
However, the whole argument is blown out of the water by the new discovery that zebras have been misidentified for many years and are now classified as legumes.

Orchidflower1 · 14/03/2021 21:03

@Emptybox oh no so my lentils in my spagbol are not lentils but a zebra identifying as a legume. What villainy is this?

Those dratted bantems will be identifying as a spoon rest before long!

Perpetualnamechanger · 15/03/2021 13:03

If we were really serious about the climate emergency, we would ban ironing immediately.

MrsMackesy · 16/03/2021 16:45

I unplugged my iron many years ago. AIBU therefore to feel entitled to fly around the world on repeat in a private jet?

Orchidflower1 · 16/03/2021 18:01

Oh @MrsMackesy do you not see the irony of it🤪

BrimFullOfAsher · 17/03/2021 07:50

How does one pronounce 'legume'?

Also, crudites anyone?

BrimFullOfAsher · 17/03/2021 07:51

That's pronunciation of crudites, I'm not offering you all a cucumber

MrsMackesy · 17/03/2021 09:22

@Orchidflower1

Oh *@MrsMackesy* do you not see the irony of it🤪
That creased me up.
Orchidflower1 · 17/03/2021 10:14

😀 @MrsMackesy

Frickssake · 17/03/2021 11:33

Oh dear Henry, I seem.to have dropped my mobile telephone in the moat

alwayslucky · 17/03/2021 13:12

We call ours the loo.

Frickssake · 17/03/2021 16:26

Where's the diagram OP?

Orchidflower1 · 21/03/2021 05:54

I believe the diagram was in the post. It was however in the same envelope as the cheque (which has now been cancelled) so I think the postman binned it.

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