Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

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@alwayslucky

My dear, calm down. You must accept that the dog with a wobbly head is an ornament for cars, not a pet. Pet zebras, on the other hand, are readily available in Maui, and may be imported by private plane, though often at extortionate fees. But be warned: It is now clearly established, in a test case which reached those U.K. judges pleased to re-name themselves The 'Supreme' Court ( hmm..), that bantam hens are not zebras.

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Are you Scottish?

Are you?

Not quite

Happy Mother’s Day! 💐

I actually quite like parsnips

Are Zebras white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?

@BrimFullOfAsher

Are Zebras white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?

No of course not. Think of the last time you actually visited Mornington Crescent. Also, Won't Somebody Think Of The Children ?

I don't think many people should buy that brand, not only because of the plastic, the chemicals and the climate emergency, but also because how many of us are 'worth it', and what is the measure of value, for instance is it the average charge in the red light district?

@alwayslucky There you go again, perpetuating the same old issues. If a judge wants to identify as Supreme, then they have every right to do so. Likewise, a bantam hen can, if she wishes, identify as a striped hoofed mammal, despite having no identifying features.
However, the whole argument is blown out of the water by the new discovery that zebras have been misidentified for many years and are now classified as legumes.

@Emptybox oh no so my lentils in my spagbol are not lentils but a zebra identifying as a legume. What villainy is this?

Those dratted bantems will be identifying as a spoon rest before long!

If we were really serious about the climate emergency, we would ban ironing immediately.

I unplugged my iron many years ago. AIBU therefore to feel entitled to fly around the world on repeat in a private jet?

Oh @MrsMackesy do you not see the irony of it🤪

How does one pronounce 'legume'?

Also, crudites anyone?

That's pronunciation of crudites, I'm not offering you all a cucumber

@Orchidflower1

Oh *@MrsMackesy* do you not see the irony of it🤪

That creased me up.

😀 @MrsMackesy

Oh dear Henry, I seem.to have dropped my mobile telephone in the moat

We call ours the loo.

Where's the diagram OP?

I believe the diagram was in the post. It was however in the same envelope as the cheque (which has now been cancelled) so I think the postman binned it.