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SneezyGonzalez · 20/02/2021 22:59

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CatBumJuice · 11/03/2021 16:21

String is an indeterminate length and twine isn't.

00100001 · 11/03/2021 16:27

@BrimFullOfAsher

The obvious question is whether it actually is string, or in fact, yarn?
Or is it twine?
MuddleMoo · 11/03/2021 16:51

@CatBumJuice

String is an indeterminate length and twine isn't.
Thanks
MrsMackesy · 11/03/2021 16:57

Some of you are blatantly stringing us along. I think you've had too much of t'wine.

00100001 · 11/03/2021 17:10

@MrsMackesy

Some of you are blatantly stringing us along. I think you've had too much of t'wine.
Interesting theory
BrimFullOfAsher · 11/03/2021 18:19

@00100001

But is it relative?

00100001 · 11/03/2021 18:20

[quote BrimFullOfAsher]@00100001

But is it relative?[/quote]
That's a rather 1 dimensional question...

00100001 · 11/03/2021 18:20

@MuddleMoo

Sorry to derail the thread.. What is the difference between string and twine?
Aliens.
PhatPhanny · 11/03/2021 20:16

Aliens Glitterball

Orchidflower1 · 11/03/2021 21:11

There’s a twinings tea factory in the next road. They don’t allow visitors- maybe they’re trying to pull the wool over eyes.

alwayslucky · 11/03/2021 21:27

I dunno. Ask Newton, it's his string vest.

Who invited zebras anyway?

(They are not trans, but it is hard to be sure about possible racism when they move about so much. And that really is unreasonable so yes, you are BU)

00100001 · 11/03/2021 23:25

I suppose it depends whether they black with white stripes, or white with black stripes???

Orchidflower1 · 12/03/2021 05:18

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00100001 · 12/03/2021 07:05

@Orchidflower1

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Doesn't answer the question.... Smh

This place is going to the dogs.... SMH again

Orchidflower1 · 12/03/2021 08:36

It’s easy with zebras. They are the evolved version of unicorns - dontya know

Frickssake · 12/03/2021 14:41

My cat is BU

Orchidflower1 · 12/03/2021 21:15

Could be worsefrick ddog is sulking because I wouldn’t let him eat the half a Kit Kat he found on a walk today! 😱

alwayslucky · 12/03/2021 21:55

Because you ate it yourself?

alwayslucky · 12/03/2021 21:56

Bantam hens are

1dayatatime · 12/03/2021 21:57

Norman

In reference to another thread.

QueenofLouisiana · 12/03/2021 21:58

@Orchidflower1 buy him a spa day? Or maybe take in some ironing so you can hire him a nanny?
Seems to be the answer to everything- apparently!

Orchidflower1 · 12/03/2021 22:22

I told him to give his head a wobble and paws (!) for thought about the other dogs who are not being unreasonable. If he continues to sulk, I shall cancel the cheque for his groomers- when they finally open!

alwayslucky · 12/03/2021 22:35

You say you can't afford a second plane yet are determined to have one. Have you considered that as well as wrecking your financial future and possibly your marriage, you are wrecking the planet?

Bantam hens are unrelated to zebras

QueenofLouisiana · 13/03/2021 01:44

Second plane is vital for flying to Maui. I’m getting married there.

alwayslucky · 13/03/2021 13:22

My dear, calm down. You must accept that the dog with a wobbly head is an ornament for cars, not a pet. Pet zebras, on the other hand, are readily available in Maui, and may be imported by private plane, though often at extortionate fees. But be warned: It is now clearly established, in a test case which reached those U.K. judges pleased to re-name themselves The 'Supreme' Court ( hmm..), that bantam hens are not zebras.

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