My dear, calm down. You must accept that the dog with a wobbly head is an ornament for cars, not a pet. Pet zebras, on the other hand, are readily available in Maui, and may be imported by private plane, though often at extortionate fees. But be warned: It is now clearly established, in a test case which reached those U.K. judges pleased to re-name themselves The 'Supreme' Court ( hmm..), that bantam hens are not zebras.