Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

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readthestandingorders AND UNDERSTAND THEMMM

@hannayeah

Also, this is the one thread on mumsnet that makes sense to me. Here, people actually respond to what you write. The rest often feels like people are just yelling out answers hoping to be noticed. And just like grade school gym class, I rarely get picked.

@hannayeah did you try writing them a letter to explain?

@IndecentCakes

I've just drunk a whole bottle of gin and had an argument with my cat. He's now blocked me on all social media. Who is BU?

Could he have dementia? Best call 101 to check.

Stop drifting off the point everyone. These Greggs sausage rollls....is anyone willing to post a box (or 7) of them to France please?

@00100001

I did and they just told me to shaddap, and read the standing orders.

@Frickssake

My husband's breathing is driving me insane!

Should I LTB?

Yes. I lost mine because I’m almost certain one of his eyebrows was slightly longer than the other. I’ve never regretted it.

lemon swan
Marty mcfly
Marilyn Manson
Murder mcmurderson
Marilyn Monroe

Just what is your point, you transphobe

Omg. The forum name. M und M.

@Frickssake - is your DH / Dp breathing both in and out. If not I would just leave him if he is getting on your nerves.

[quote hannayeah]@00100001

I did and they just told me to shaddap, and read the standing orders.[/quote]
READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!!

readthestandingorders

Just what is your point, you transphobe

You have no authority here!

Can someone from mumsnet HQ please take a look at this thread, I'm being victimised because of my name

And it's an illegal meeting

women's rights are human rights

I know... I’ve got the nuclear bomb here (though I thought mentioning pee, poo and periods would be just that...)

Ready...?

Here goes...

“ALL LIVES MATTER!”

Woolie ! Now you've torn it.

You won't just get the thread closed, you will get banned.

Goodbye, it's been nice knowing you.

@readthestandingorders

Can someone from mumsnet HQ please take a look at this thread, I'm being victimised because of my name

Well, if you just read them and understood them, it would be a lot easier, little woman.

Imagine if a man asked this though

I think Meghan is great. What do other MNers think of her?

We're trying to have a Teams meeting, you fool!

Was she born with a penis? If not, she counts for nothing and never will. Them's the rules. Read the standing orders if you can't understand that.

By the way, the double transverse move in Mornington Crescent is now declared doubly transphobic. That, and drinking gin while accompanied by a cat, are both banned. (Stonewall remains curiously silent about vodka, but you proceed at your own risk)

Greg was a swine and you are better without him.

Like you, I find this is the only thread I can understand.

Hey! My name's Jo. I have 3 kids and I work on a button factory

Wish a washa woo!

@AMMCIAC

If one is not for Megan and all she stands for then they’re no better than a KKK member.

It’s as simple as that, surely...?

@alwayslucky

Was she born with a penis? If not, she counts for nothing and never will. Them's the rules. Read the standing orders if you can't understand that.

By the way, the double transverse move in Mornington Crescent is now declared doubly transphobic. That, and drinking gin while accompanied by a cat, are both banned. (Stonewall remains curiously silent about vodka, but you proceed at your own risk)

Greg was a swine and you are better without him.

Like you, I find this is the only thread I can understand.

Re the double transphobic comment. Did you read the recent AGM minutes. Item 12. It's actually isn't double. It's perfectly acceptable to do this, because Jupiter was rising, and it happened to also be a Thursday...

You really need to make sure you aren't talking nonsense...

@Frickssake

Hey! My name's Jo. I have 3 kids and I work on a button factory

Wish a washa woo!

Are you busy?