Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

😜

Could you offer me £xxx over the odds ?

That’s a very unspecific number. If you don’t know what you want how can you expect anyone else to?

I've just been offered £275 is this a scam?

@readthestandingorders

I've just been offered £275 is this a scam?

Send £275 to me and I'll check it out for you.

@readthestandingorders If it was your mother or your husband or longterm partner - yes v definitely a scam. Phone 111 and ask them to put you through to 101. If that does not work get on to the Martin Lewis Website and ask them to put you through to 111 , or John Lewis customer services. Or your MP. If that doesn't work - phone HM the Queen. She may put you through to 101. But I am not a lawyer / accountant so don't know. Pets R Us ?

I have a dog . AIBU ?

[quote BasiliskStare]@readthestandingorders If it was your mother or your husband or longterm partner - yes v definitely a scam. Phone 111 and ask them to put you through to 101. If that does not work get on to the Martin Lewis Website and ask them to put you through to 111 , or John Lewis customer services. Or your MP. If that doesn't work - phone HM the Queen. She may put you through to 101. But I am not a lawyer / accountant so don't know. Pets R Us ?[/quote]
Terrible advice.

Can't believe the shocking dimness of some posters.

She should write to the school governors in this case.

@SneezyGonzalez

Wow 😯 is this still going? TBH I’d totally forgotten about it and assumed it was long gone!

So entitled.

O,P You were asked to show a diagram of the plumbers' plumbing.
You have us on your side, in sisterhood, but may I remind you we are still waiting?

@FluffySocks75 Do make sure it is pre-creosoted.....Cont p94

@ everyone else: LTB

Bob Ross paints happy little trees 🌳

@BasiliskStare

I have a dog . AIBU ?

It depends. I can’t say on what but I’ll PM you.

Typical Mumsnet ageism. I never see this ageism IRL.

Would we even be having this conversation if it was a 1.3year old boiler and a 91 year old plumber?

Have an un-mumsnetty hug OP

To the poster who suggested Mornington Crescent, may I point out it was a diagonal, a move now banned as it has been declared transphobic? If such posts persist, the mods will be obliged to take action.

Oh I opened this thread thinking it was about the thread that I posted one message on last night & there seems to be no trace of it this morning...usually they stay on my watched threads list & if you click on them they say deleted or under investigation etc

My mouths watering at the thought of those reduced iced fingers

FFS you can't go on holiday in a fucking pandemic.

Something has happened. I can't say what it is (outing).

What should I do?*

*I can't do most of the things that will be suggested because that will involve me having to take some action.

@FoonySpucker

Something has happened. I can't say what it is (outing).

What should I do?*

*I can't do most of the things that will be suggested because that will involve me having to take some action.

Ooh That's sharp, spoon.

@hannayeah Thank you

I have dogs and I always picked up after them as I am a responsible dog owner. I castigate those who don't

Once I realised I was the spawn of Satan , I just let them shit everywhere . Does anyone have any idea how hard it it to feed them curry & draw a map with primary schools and where people where walk out with their prams & give dogs an emetic.

On another note just let someone into the house with shoes on.

@alwayslucky

That's all very well, but what do you suggest I get other people to do?

@alwayslucky

To the poster who suggested Mornington Crescent, may I point out it was a diagonal, a move now banned as it has been declared transphobic? If such posts persist, the mods will be obliged to take action.

Oh, I thought the reverse transverse double shunt was banned? Unless if course if it's from the east, a player is in noggin or the third Wednesday in June?????

@00100001


I thought perhaps Noggin the Nogg or Seaman Stains - or indeed 8o's songs. Soup Dragon?

Or perhaps fuck off gregg wallace - On balance I am going with fuck off gregg with your shoes and your vegetables.

@BasiliskStare

We will need you to post dog pictures

Anybody want a Fruit Shoot and vodka?

DH is just off to his hobby. If I tell you what it is, I will have to kill you.