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Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

746 replies

SneezyGonzalez · 20/02/2021 22:59

😜

OP posts:
Overseasmom100 · 20/02/2021 23:24

Ah that's The Script...you do know about The Script dont you?

OliverBabish · 20/02/2021 23:25

LTB IMMEDIATELY

Furrybutts · 20/02/2021 23:25

Not idea why you haven't LTB yet?
Have some self respect!

Furrybutts · 20/02/2021 23:26

And if the next guy you meet doesn't own a penis beaker, leave him too!!!

Bluesername · 20/02/2021 23:27

Mornington Crescent?

00100001 · 20/02/2021 23:28

No is a complete sentence you know?

Dyra · 20/02/2021 23:28

This morning my toddler sneezed. What landed on me was either an errant mucus covered rice krispie or a chunk of solidified snot. I will never know which, because in response to me holding up my arm and going "ewwww" she gently picked it off, and ate it.

honeybooboo26 · 20/02/2021 23:29

@Dyra

This morning my toddler sneezed. What landed on me was either an errant mucus covered rice krispie or a chunk of solidified snot. I will never know which, because in response to me holding up my arm and going "ewwww" she gently picked it off, and ate it.
Beautiful
newcarcoming · 20/02/2021 23:29

Did you mean to be so rude?

1Morewineplease · 20/02/2021 23:30

FFS!!! Just peel the fucking artichoke!!!

00100001 · 20/02/2021 23:31

It occurred to me the other day that penguins are most likely zebra's in disguise...

Overseasmom100 · 20/02/2021 23:32

@newcarcoming classic Im still waiting for the day I can use this

Viviennemary · 20/02/2021 23:33

I blame Trump and Brexit and the Tories

Overseasmom100 · 20/02/2021 23:33

Definitely an OW

Pumpkinpied · 20/02/2021 23:34

Didn’t you say your boiler was 13 years old?

Workinghardeveryday · 20/02/2021 23:35

Really that would be deleted?!!! ....... 😱

Original poster
SneezyGonzalez · 20/02/2021 23:40

14 or 13

OP posts:
TinkleyZebra · 20/02/2021 23:42

6ft 1in. Shorter without the unicycle.

Socuriousaboutbathbombs · 20/02/2021 23:44

Casserole

Purplestorm83 · 20/02/2021 23:44

Ok Balonz, I’m officially handing you a grip

Gobbeldegook · 20/02/2021 23:45

Turkey

Stroller15 · 20/02/2021 23:46

Placemarking Grin

DahliaMacNamara · 20/02/2021 23:46

@Gobbeldegook

Turkey
You would say that, though, wouldn't you?
heidipi · 20/02/2021 23:47

Maybe as a middle name?

Fuckingfuckssake · 20/02/2021 23:47

Ring 111 and log it.