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Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

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SneezyGonzalez · 20/02/2021 22:59

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BrimFullOfAsher · 07/03/2021 15:43

@Frickssake do you mean like buttons for clothing or buttons for technology?

Or medical buttons even?

This is gonna be another drip feed where it actually turns out you don't work in a button factory and aren't even called Jo isn't it.

It's actually your friend Joe who works there isn't it?

00100001 · 07/03/2021 15:48

[quote BrimFullOfAsher]@Frickssake do you mean like buttons for clothing or buttons for technology?

Or medical buttons even?

This is gonna be another drip feed where it actually turns out you don't work in a button factory and aren't even called Jo isn't it.

It's actually your friend Joe who works there isn't it?[/quote]
It buttons for pushing.

She has crap boss that doesn't even know if she's busy.

00100001 · 07/03/2021 15:48

It's probably a reverse. OP is the button factory.

FoonySpucker · 07/03/2021 16:06

Is this the same Jo who earns £100k plus in a "niche" role and knows several people in high up governmental/military/positions?

Button factory my arse.

Frickssake · 07/03/2021 16:52

One day my boss says to me

He said "Jo? Are you busy?"

I said "no!"

FoonySpucker · 07/03/2021 17:13

"No" is, of course, a complete sentence.

Well done you.

MuddleMoo · 07/03/2021 17:16

Is it bin day again?

CatBumJuice · 07/03/2021 17:47

I told DH that it was sunny enough to hang his washing outside, but now he's having a nap and it's in danger of getting darked on, but I cant be arsed to bring it in. AIBU?

MuddleMoo · 07/03/2021 17:54

Undies should only be hung out at night in case the neighbours see them.

Frickssake · 07/03/2021 18:11

:47CatBumJuice

I told DH that it was sunny enough to hang his washing outside, but now he's having a nap and it's in danger of getting darked on, but I cant be arsed to bring it in. AIBU?

Today 17:54MuddleMoo

Undies should only be hung out at night in case the neighbours see them.
What about the spiders Willie's?

00100001 · 07/03/2021 19:59

@Frickssake

:47CatBumJuice

I told DH that it was sunny enough to hang his washing outside, but now he's having a nap and it's in danger of getting darked on, but I cant be arsed to bring it in. AIBU?

Today 17:54MuddleMoo

Undies should only be hung out at night in case the neighbours see them.
What about the spiders Willie's?

They won't be able to see the spider willies, it will be dark.
alwayslucky · 07/03/2021 20:31

I apologise. You are right, I am wrong. In fact even more shamefully, I had not read all the background papers in the appendix, where there was a paragraph devoted to exactly the point you make about Thursday. What a fool I've been.

(Still, at least I didn't stay with Greg, unlike others on this thread, who are thereby Being Unreasonable. )

Is there a chance the cat ever will forgive you?

Frickssake · 08/03/2021 10:06

I've decided to self identify as a carrot!

Mysterian · 08/03/2021 12:06

I think this says it all.

Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted
Frickssake · 08/03/2021 12:52

Hit me on the bottom with a woman's weekly!

alwayslucky · 08/03/2021 12:54

@Mysterian That's an impressive fart.

Orchidflower1 · 09/03/2021 08:35

@Frickssake are you Barry or Freda?

yummyscummymummy01 · 09/03/2021 15:48

I definitely think it's their fault. Not based on anything in particular. AIBU?

Orchidflower1 · 10/03/2021 21:23

Ooh exciting- over half way there. Actually near three quarters.

BrimFullOfAsher · 11/03/2021 09:37

Have we had a diagram yet?

thereisonlyoneofme · 11/03/2021 10:21

how long is a piece of string ?

MuddleMoo · 11/03/2021 11:40

@thereisonlyoneofme

how long is a piece of string ?
That is the question here really.
BrimFullOfAsher · 11/03/2021 12:24

@thereisonlyoneofme and @MuddleMoo everyone knows that the string is twice as long as it is from the middle to an end

BrimFullOfAsher · 11/03/2021 12:25

The obvious question is whether it actually is string, or in fact, yarn?

MuddleMoo · 11/03/2021 12:26

Sorry to derail the thread.. What is the difference between string and twine?