Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

😜

Can I just have the vodka?

You are being vvvvvvU to even type the words "fruit shoot"

I have reported your post because it's definitely not going in the spirit.

Shoot Fruit.

It is too healthy.

Oh alright, fine passes around neat vodka

Now then...who wants a Greggs sausage roll to go with?

@MuddleMoo

Bob Ross paints happy little trees 🌳

That is an unacceptable name, and an unacceptable practice. No plant is 'happy' to be covered in paint.

@Cailleach

Oh alright, fine passes around neat vodka

Now then...who wants a Greggs sausage roll to go with?

I'll have two, one for each hand. None of this MN BS where people merely glance at food and are full until Christmas.

@alwaysluckyways

You misunderstand. The trees are happy, then he paints them.

He has no shits to give about their emotional state thereafter.

@00100001

"I'll have two, one for each hand. None of this MN BS where people merely glance at food and are full until Christmas."

points at 00100001 You there. I like you. Want a Yum Yum to go with?

This is more of a What would you do rather than an AIBU

We have tended our lawn and it is looking very nice. Neighbour has a cat and has moved the fence about 12 yards further over on to our lawn. DH and his friends have a hobby ( won't say because outing)

But would it be OK if Dh and his friends don their chain mail & helmets and take up their jousting poles and ride on their destriers into neighbour's garden and lay siege. We could phone the council but DH says they are hopeless and take ages.

WWYD?

@BasiliskStare Stop drip feeding. Do your neighbours have bi-folds or French doors?
And what's the trampoline situation?

BasiliskStare - How exactly can you be sure that you are the spawn of Satan? Have you actually been diagnosed or are you playing armchair psychologist? And if not, how can Bob Ross be sure that he really beat the devil out of his brush?

Should we add a trigger warning?

OK for the purposes of drip feeding

DH & his friends have realised that simply laying siege in the back garden isn't going to work. So they have phoned a friend ( again I do not want to say ) but he has a helmet - more shiny & no chain mail - more lycra ) and doesn't have a horse - more a 2 wheeled thing with pedals - but not prepared to say more.

But thank you @BustPipes - no trampoline because otherwise they would not have been able to pitch their tents / pavilions on the lawn - The doors are bifold - which is why they cannot storm the open plan kitchen diner.

@IndecentCakes - I have looked it up on the internet and all my symptoms turn up as spawn of Satan. My GP has texted me to say I should get in touch if worried re symptoms but I watched "Rosemary's Baby again" and pretty sure I know what I have

@00100001 Thank you for that - I think I made it clear I am not an expert . I have had £50 - once in a while I have had a cheque for £100. I did not ever claim to be an expert on £275. Just trying to help.

Oh sorry didn't drip feed very well - DH -cyclist- ( strikethrough fail ) friend with a hobby has gone to park his -bicycle- ( strikethrough fail) random hobby item - over neighbour's drive at the front.

@BasiliskStare it's fairly obvious your husband is a golfer.

I've just drunk a whole bottle of gin and had an argument with my cat. He's now blocked me on all social media. Who is BU?

@00100001 May need to name change now

@IndecentCakes

I've just drunk a whole bottle of gin and had an argument with my cat. He's now blocked me on all social media. Who is BU?

the gerbil.

Can I have this thread deleted please, it's far too outing. Too many people post too much personal info and it annoys me.

The Mexican house thief wasn't a thread, it was a comment on a thread. Can anybody post a link?

@IndecentCakes

I've just drunk a whole bottle of gin and had an argument with my cat. He's now blocked me on all social media. Who is BU?

Cats are always unreasonable therefore he was not being unreasonable and you are the unreasonable one.

Meghan Markle.

Can’t be bothered to RTFT but i’m giving my opinion anyway.

LTB

Also, this is the one thread on mumsnet that makes sense to me. Here, people actually respond to what you write. The rest often feels like people are just yelling out answers hoping to be noticed. And just like grade school gym class, I rarely get picked.

I just realised the two people you cant talk about on here have the same initials.

Pass the tin hat

lemonswan Michael macintyre?