To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

Oh and any politician who starts a sentence with

“Let’s be clear”

Yeah, Fuck Off.

Covid
Journalists
Mud
Masks
Social distancing
Same four walls
Jigsaw puzzles
DH
Friend who died
Deniers
Rule breakers

Home schooling.
Not working...
Mental health
COVID
Daily briefings
World stupidity that even exceeded my expectations which are pretty low.
Karen’s
People who get offended by everything
Racism
Homophobia
I could write more but I’d be here all day

@frumpety Matt Hancock’s horror room 🤣

Can we add Beardy Men.

I'm sure there are some nice ones out there but...

AnarchicLemming
Excellent thread. That did me the world of good

People on Facebook 'making memories' we all know you forced your kids to look happy you loser.

Homeschool
Dog shit left on pavements
Masks under noses JUST DONT BOTHER
Anti vaxxers
Conspiracy theories around covid/vaccines

People on Facebook 'making memories' we all know you forced your kids to look happy you loser.

Homeschool
Dog shit left on pavements
Masks under noses JUST DONT BOTHER
Anti vaxxers
Conspiracy theories around covid/vaccines

Vacuous “celebs” and fitness “gurus” posting pictures on Instagram that are totally unrealistic to the average person. It is awful that young people feel so bad about themselves.
Understaffed nursing ratios.
Belly fat from menopause
The mental health ramifications from locking people away.
Local governments spending our money on their own offices instead of fixing roads
My sisters MND diagnosis.
Not in that order.

Inappropriate advertising in kids games, on tv, well everywhere.

Selfies
People who overthrew on social media
Meat and dairy
All my blubber
Lockdown
Boris
TV 'local' News. I don't live anywhere near fucking Stoke-on-Trent and feel more SW tbh, and don't give a fuck what happens in Stoke or anywhere else that's so far away purporting to be local /rant
He

Yanbu
I love you, you sound ace
Also add
Herbal teabags that come in attached pairs - what if I want to make one cup?? Just why???
TV going on countdown to switch off when it decides its been on too long

You sound lovely, OP.😬

Also Perimenopause

Some excellent ones

But perhaps controversially

Can I add

"Consumer culture generally" - especially planned obselescence and the constant tech going out of date. Argh.

Thank you OP - simple but bloody effective thread! Here goes:

Anything to do with Facebook
New Covid variants
Female hormones
My work visor
Lazy colleagues
Remote learning
Zoom
Whittering & whining politicians & media
The Royals (first world bitch problems)
Piers fucking Morgan
Over priced, over processed Vegan food
Mumble Rap

Boris
Boris hair
Lockdowns
Did I mention Boris?

Teabags in pairs
Sausages linked together
Vacuum packed meat you can't open
Ring pull cans you can't open
Corkscrews that get stuck in the cork
Rice that sticks instead of cooks
My extractor fan that looks nice but doesn't work
Smoke alarm that goes off because the extractor fan doesn't work that well

Jacob Rees Monacle Mogg, bloody TUI for charging us crazy amounts to move out holiday again, and a special big fuck off to the work dickhead man who mega patronised me last week and made me cry and the inept promotion committee. Also the young lad across the road who repeatedly revs his car. Agghhhh.

@MadameTuffington

Thank you OP - simple but bloody effective thread! Here goes:

Anything to do with Facebook
New Covid variants
Female hormones
My work visor
Lazy colleagues
Remote learning
Zoom
Whittering & whining politicians & media
The Royals (first world bitch problems)
Piers fucking Morgan
Over priced, over processed Vegan food
Mumble Rap

Yes yes to female hormones

I seem to have a kind of beard these days
And adult acne. Must be a 40s thing

The cold
The mud
The endless cleaning, tidying and trying to keep things clean and tidy in a house that is too small for us
Whiny children whining endlessly and refusing to do schoolwork
Hypercritical miserable DH
My house and everyone in it, I’m sick of it and them and myself.
All the politicians
The conspiracy theorists, the COVID deniers and anti vaxxers
Dogs
Dogshit
Shit dog owners
Food, diets and cooking
The government
My big fat arse, belly, thighs, arms and chins
The horrible but warm and waterproof coat that I now hate but cannot afford to replace.
The guilty feeling I have about hating my horrible coat, because it’s warm and waterproof and lots of people would be grateful to have it.
Classic FM, its infuriating adverts, lame presenters and Keeley Hawes telling me that I’m listening to it every ten seconds. Yes I know there are other radio stations.

Extra fuck off to my now hugely overweight being and lack of motivation. I am becoming a whale.

YANBU

Rick Stein
Chickpeas
Homeschooling
Pot holes

Teams
Zoom
Citrix seriously screw you citrix
My roots
My shoulder pain
The comment sections on news stories about ppl that have died from covid, why are people such arseholes
American politics

Cancel culture
Infertility
Depression
Influencers
Covid

Migraines
Infertility
MIL
Too many hours at work