To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

Neighbour's extension, which just seems to involve people banging loudly without end all day long

Elderly neighbours having a years worth of jobs done by a years worth of tradespeople now they are vaccinated

Police still stopping and fining people driving a short distance for exercise in my area, despite this being expressly permitted in the guidance. I guess I am lucky to live in an area where no other actual crimes take place

Tories
Spiders
2020
Encephalitis
Cancer
Cat wee
Working from home

Fucking MICE!

Homeschooling
Mum guilt
Post baby body 2 years on
Microsoft Fucking Teams
The Mental Load
Ageing
Work/ Life lack of balance
Going to the supermarket

Chin hair

Students constantly nagging, not realising we are the most overworked we’ve ever been in 20 years

Work stress and clients who take the piss
Sore eyes
Rain
Mud
Ttc
People with kids who think they are the only ones with problems
Unfairness
Instagram
The Royal family

Menopause and teenagers together. Think I should have planned it differently!

Printers.
My boss - last week.
And so many from pp

My 11 yo had a maths test online but had to write the answers on paper to show working out and upload pictures of 27 individual answers onto Teams in the space of 90mins!

Video calls. Bollocks to doing hair and getting dressed!

Friends talking non stop about covid and not being in work, only to be called in to work and then complaining they are in work!!!
Lockdown no where to go and nothing to do
Cloudy days
Construction site noise at 8am - 5 pm
No subtitles on some channels
Crap daytime telly

Teeth
Fat
Suger cravings
Spots
Harry (meghan can stay)
Once a week food shopping i either buy too much or the wrong fucking thing
My house
My cats claws
Wallpaper (see above)
My fucking life in general

Trying to gather the necessary paperwork to apply for probate. Corona excuses, blah blah blah...it's going to take three times longer etc... I need to be able to afford to live ffs.

PayPal - Their new phone verification system didn’t work for me, so I couldn’t log on. For some reason you can’t access their Customer Service site without logging on. I managed to find an email address. They emailed back, advising me to log on to their Customer Service site.

Sensory Education/Cheap Disability Aids - Avoid, Avoid, Avoid

My friend’s batshit conspiracy theories. You can’t trust doctors, but you can trust Facebook and crystal healing.

@hansgrueber Yes:

Being free
Not voting conservative
Poobag-using dog owners
Spaniels, esp. if owned by above
Guinea pigs
Other pointless but cute rodents
Beavers
Being single
Wales
Welsh
Mountains
Les Mills on demand, has saved my sanity (kind of)
Youtubers who do short non-talky how-to videos
The fact that this covid shit will be over one day.

housework
DS's english teacher for delivering online lessons in monotone
being paid shit money for a job that deserves so much more
housework again (more specifically washing up)

I LOVE this thread!! So many people telling me to be positive, but this is the reality we all live. Theraputic indeed!

Mine:
2019
2020
2021
Men
Fake friends
Lockdown
Passive agressive emails
Office politics
Every fucker raising my bills
Adulting
Insomnia
And the enevitable inability to get up the next day
Ironing
People 10 years younger than me who have it all together
The patriachy
Rain
Katie Hopkins
Keith Lemon
Small parking spaces
Did I mention Men? They can have a double mention

Waiting for news of a second bereavement in a week
Waiting to see if my dc#2 has the same cancer that dc#1 had tests for.
Insomnia

People who reply to threads with things like "I completely agree, @msxyz, you've hit the nail on the head!" but they don't quote anything from their post, so I'm left scrolling for ages looking to see what they said.

Oh god splishsplashsploshs My thoughts go out to you.

Buying PS5

literally on an endless cycle of nothing but unloading the dishwasher, washing up and then cooking dinner again to start all over

lockdown eating and drinking means I can't fit in to prelockdown jeans but cannot muster the energy to care

Supporting Arsenal-COME ON

ppl not picking up rubbish or dog shit on on my previously lovely dog walk which is now filled with twats

Fucking rain

Those FUCKING Nationwide ads!!

People in Australia/New Zealand posting photos of their lovely days out, meeting up with friends and family, kids going back to school...
Products that don't live up to their claims
Posting post workout photos of your exhausted gurning face after every single workout
Never having the house to myself
Insomnia

Oh gosh, just reading some of the other posts in this thread.

My moaning is pathetic compared to what some of you are going through.

I’ve not RTT but mine (in no parts order) are:

NHS IT
‘D’ H
Part time hours - I want more so that I can leave ‘D’ H. Either that or a significant lottery win
Laundry baskets - they never stay empty
Meal planning
Mud
My painful shoulder
Fungal nail infections
Not picked up dog poo, or bags full of the stuff dumped on the pavement.
Cancer.

My neighbours
The local council
Some of my relatives who do not believe this virus is real and laugh at me for having to shield.I have emphysema FFS this virus will be the end for me
My emphysema for causing me to shield and classing me as vulnerable.
This virus
The Daily Mail
The News
The rich and famous for jetting off abroad in their private planes to"soak up the sun" and sticking two fingers up at the rest of us