To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

This is great. I’ve got raging PMT this evening, so I am ALL in with this .

F OFF to...

Covid (obvs)
My period
Grey, cold, shitty weather
My patronising boss
My shiteness salary with all the hard work I put in
The Tories
The utter shite on telly (why is The Repair Shop ALWAYS on?!)
Having to go back to work (rather than wfh) next week when 700+ people died today

My entire maternity leave being absorbed by covid
My fat arse and tummy thanks to covid
Sturgeon. She's a bitch playing top trumps but looks a twat doing it.
My return to work next week from my shit mat leave
For covid fucking up my three year old
For covid taking all my money for childcare I didn't even use.
For whatever shit brought covid to our lives. Seriously, none of use deserved this.

Alopecia.
Being bullied as an adult for having alopecia.
Incompetent staff leaving muggings to do all the work.
Maggots.
Instant gravy.
Grief.

They can all get tae fuck.
For everyone with real problems.

Lent, I'm not in the mood for lent.

Iloverainbowsx
Yeah, I was wondering that too, perhaps the original poster works for Apple??
Love ASUS.

In no particular order:

Lockdown
Covid being the only health condition that counts
The schools being shut
Politicians of all hues, especially if they are in favour of lockdown and the schools being shut
Teenagers
Cooking
Cancer
Arthritis
Anybody who even thinks of reporting people for "breaches of the Covid rules"
Interfering busybodies generally
Emptying the dishwasher
Having teenagers at home when I can't afford to heat the house to their tropical taste
Anyone who says that anything virtual is a good substitute for the real thing

They can all fuck right off, and then some.

Tidying up the same fucking mess every day with no end in sight
Laundry
Cooking
Washing up
Vacuuming
Sweeping
Washing the floors
All household drudgery
Muddy wellies
Stealth bragging school mums
My DC's old nursery teacher

STBXH
Wee Nicola
Compulsory fun - shite Teams quizzes at work, team building activities
Not being able to plan anything that’s really fun
No live music , I really miss gigs
Becoming a fat biffa because I overeat when anxious
Being anxious
Influencers and anyone who is a tiny bit famous for being on a reality tv show
People who can’t take a picture of themselves without it being filtered to fuck or pouting
Facebook oversharers (I’m looking at you ex SIL)
Cancer

Pelvic pain can fuck right off

The EU (bunch of twats)
Boris Johnson (the state he has left Northern Ireland in)
Covid
People who won't keep their distance
People
The lazy shits that keep dropping their litter on our country road
The cold
My fucking health (all 10 frigging conditions)
And the damn menopause
The whole damn lot can fuck off, I've had enough

Covid-19 being all anyone thinks about
Bloody shitty wankers who defend sex predators
More regular things
Local councils shutting down disability funding considerations (because of COVID)
Lack of physio/OT etc for disabled children (because of COVID)
Not being able to get a job (because of COVID)
Not being able to go to the fucking pub (because of COVID)
Covid police types on here
Getting old and tired

Being expected to smile
Being expected to talk in a pleasant voice, and
Being accused of being grumpy...well I am NOW, so fuck off

Northampton county council
Lockdown
Covid (obvs)
Boredom
Weight gain

Windows 10
Interior designers
Women who pretend to want to be friends and then try to steal your shit of a husband.
Neighbours who slam their toilet seat down every time they use it.
People who let their children out to scream early in the morning.
People who let their dogs out to bark non stop early in the morning or late at night.
People who run car engines for ages just so you know they have an old, supposedly special car.
Facebook.
Council charging for green waste collection and then charging for compost.

Apache Tomcat. Only ever appears on this site.

14 hour shifts
12 hour shifts
Face masks
Face shields
My alarm
Basically all ppe I have to wear

@loubieloo4

My DH's (40) cancer Planning for his death Watching my dc suffer Cancer as a whole Covid Hospital wait times due to COVID Lack of one to one appointments due to covid Loneliness

I couldn't read on without saying I'm sorry to read this.

My anger, irritability and general annoyance with everything and everyone. I don’t know where it’s coming from or why but I’ve turned into a horrible person because of it. I want it to fuck off again

Mud
Damp
Crumbs
Crap can openers
10 yrs of Public Sector pay freeze
Entitled runners
Spitting
Online training programs
Insomnia
Patriarchy
Wasps

Gordon Ramsay advertising a game show on my telly
Having to be polite to my vile colleague
Having to wipe my dog's paws after every single walk

Mud
The fucking dishwasher
Mud
The builders

Matt Hancocks downstairs toilet or wherever he does his Zoom interviews from. Too much matt red Matt.

Making the best of it.

That can duck right off.

@Serin no, Apple were also in my original list, and they can f right off due to programmed obsolescence. My Macbook was awesome till it died. I am pining for it and nothing compares, hence Asus being on list.