To post a massive Fuck Off list

[AnarchicLemming]

And ask what yours is

Boris
Keir
Nicola
Tesco
2020
2021
Most of 2022
The weird temp check guy from the Coop
Passwords
Twitter
The BBC
Mental health provision
Crap software
Predictive text
EU institutions
Amazon
Facemasks whose earloops break before first use
ASUS laptops
Apple
Microsoft
Mercury retrograde
Google
My noisy neighbours
Goop and its founder
Slebs and people who write or read about them
My work deadline on Friday
Data protection policies
Rainbow pictures.

Yabu - you are a unicorn
Yanbu - Add unicorns to list

People posting pictures of their children looking lovingly at their new baby siblings when I can't have another baby and it kills me.
My ex boss who was a complete bullying bitch and fucking got away with it. I hate her so much.
One of my ex colleagues who also bullied me, and also got away with it. I also hate her so much it hurts.
My snobby neighbours who look down on me.
My rascist and sexist father in law who thinks he is hilarious.
Everyone who enjoys pointing out how ugly and stupid I am. I know it and don't need to be told. Ffs, I do own a mirror people.
I'm having a bad day but typing these out does help a bit.

Homeschooling
Annoying friends who don’t think Covid exists

Dogs barking continuously and never walked
People who smoke week constantly and don’t care whose around
No privacy in my garden
My mum dying and not being able to say bye
Fucking awful anxiety
Rude customers
People who moan about the shop being too full and they don’t feel safe but they are in there!!
People moaning about other people not wearing a Mask. Self responsibility! Not my problem I get paid to work where I work !
Overbearing and bossy nitwits
Hypocrisy!!
Ex husbands who don’t deserve the children they’ve got !!
Fuck boys !!
Feel better 😂

My house
My kids
My husband
My sister
His sister
Our neighbour
My boss
My colleagues
My fat
My WhatsApp groups
February
Restrictions
Rules
Anxiety
Piece of shit car
The secretary of my gp
The other secretary of my gp
My gp
Annoying fucks in the que for the aldi checkouts

Conservative MPs
Friends of conservative MPs with special mention for moronic Dido Harding
Old boys networks
Old school tie bollocks
Tall white male privilege
Mansplaining

Crows
Alex Salmond
People who miss out 't's in words
Slugs and snails
The 7lbs I have to lose
The One Show on BBC
Tinnitus

January and Februfuckingary

Ah now @Speakeasy22 do you mean crows or do you mean rooks ? or all black shiny clever birds who wake up too early ?

Phillip Schofield and his fake ‘mutley’ laugh.

Rainbows
Peppa pig
Covid
The news
The weather
The bloody CDC and my partner getting extended again
Feeling alone.

Bojo, Hancock, Sturgeon, Starmer, Whitty et al.
Restrictions on our movement.
The gov/media dividing the nation.
Covid slogans.
People who don’t take MH seriously.
Racists and how it’s “normal” to call East Asians every name under the sun and beat them up.
Those who “humble brag.”
Those who think “holier than thou.”
Influencers.

My Arsehole/shit head ex wyn
I can not stand him ringing/texting me once a while to have fake Concern for me.

His friend Emma they are like two peas in a pod.
Constantly smirking at me in supermarket.

Having a serious Autio immune athritis system wrecks havoc with your system.
Makes me feel old even though I am not.

Having wee bladder problems

Feeling like lethargic sluggish not motivated like I am constant hibernation with Lockdowns.

Feel I dwell far too much on regrets cause of too much time to think with Lockdowns bordom.

Covid.
People who don’t believe in covid and try to persuade me covid is not real when I have a parent in hospital with it.
Irresponsible people who took Covid to my parent in their home.
People who think “the hospitals are always this busy”.
Stupid people.
Insensitive people.

COVID of course
Ex husband
Homeschool
Kids having to put up with homeschool
Having to work even though I quite like my job usually

Suffering
Useless suffering
Not being able to do the little things that reduced suffering because of Covid
Being neurodiverse

Feel possessed off with certain random individuals who like to be Kill joys (over zealous )people.

such as person having a go at you for taking a photo/video of a busker playing in the centre of town or for feeding the birds.

There is no fucking pleasure in Life anymore not even simple pleasures at all.
Life just seems like grim,grey miserable feeling flat weird feeling.

Mental Health provision should Fuck Off?!

Do you mean the severe lack of it should FO?

Or do you object to people with MH issues?

Yes please, dying for a vent!
Stbexh
Lockdown
Useless estate agents
Homeschooling
Microsoft Teams
Fucking rainbows everywhere
The village curtain twitchers reporting everyone that moves
MLM huns and bossbabes
IG" models"
Tabloids
Fake accents in commercials
Anything with holes
Animal farming
Reality shows
Online bingo and the horrid Foxy ads
Bullying
Hunting
Arrogant drivers
Grubby seaside resorts
Painted caterpillar brows
And 10 inch fake lashes
The exploitation of care workers
KFC

Toothache. Just before the first lockdown, I got a letter saying my dental check was overdue. I’ve got an appointment for next month. Two of my teeth hurt. I hope I don’t lose any.

Tories
Brexit voters
My boss
Alzheimer’s
Dogs
Raw onion hiding in food
My rapidly growing fat
Anti-vaxxers
Litter-dumpers
People not clearing up their dogshit
Winter

Meghan staged photos
Cummings
Rees Mogg
Covid
Lockdown

Boris
Trump
Cooking (my excuse is 50 years of it and I have had enough - husband is disabled so he can't do it.)
One of my DsIL (can't do anything as son loves her so I'm two faced and lovely to her and she thinks I adore her)

@loubieloo4 I'm ashamed of my trivia reading your list. I hope you all get the support you need.

My boss
The annoying women in my training session yesterday
My boss’s boss
Just everyone at work basically
They can all just Fuck. Right. Off.

Also-
Twitter
Everyobody who ever wants to zoom

@frumpety - I mean crows I think. I know they're clever but I hate seeing them in the garden in nesting season waiting for chicks to be born. And we have hundreds of baby toads that emerge around July that get hoovered up too. Yes, it's nature and IABU I admit...

The staff member who stands in the cramped tesco entrance saying hi to everyone blocking the way when I just want to get in, get my shit and leave, I don't want anyone asking me how I am cos there isn't enough time in the day for me to explain to you how I'm feeling
My theory test being rescheduled twice (booked in 6 weeks ago and they tried rescheduling to the 23rd April)
How it just pissing rains whenever there's a chance I might have the house to myself for a bit
Rude people!!!! Screaming in my face when I called them out for trying to cut in front of me in the queue (no mask on them either)
Lockdown (really hoping they're not extending it for another 3 weeks in Wales but it's looking likely)
The fact how I never have any time to myself and nobody realises how important it is, it's different having the house to yourself than going for a walk alone
FUCKING COVID ADVERTS!!!!! FUCK OFF WITH THEM
Being on the receiving end after asking who I was going to vote for in the next election (I know who I won't be voting for)
How even though I have my own worries/stress, everyone else's is much greater than mine so I shouldn't be so selfish to think of myself
The scales not going down less than 14 stone 2 (always fucking 2)!!! Which means I then give up and binge
Morrisons salad bar not having everything on it and not being able to help myself (small problem but I miss it)