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Best CF stories part 2

657 replies

HepLaurenceLB · 30/01/2021 11:01

First thread
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3905995-Best-CF-Stories

OP posts:
HemlockStarglimmer · 04/02/2021 21:09

Decades ago, when I was seventeen, I had a summer job working for some friends of my aunt as a waitress.

One day the wife asked me if I could look after her eight year old for the afternoon. No problem, I had nothing else to do.

So I went to their house after the lunch shift. I looked after the lovely girl from 3pm until 10pm when her much older brother got home.
I took her swimming, free as it was a private pool belonging to friends of theirs.
Fed her. Entertained her. Put her to bed. Read her as many stories as she wanted. (Bobby Brewster stories if any one remembers them).

The next evening during the evening shift at the restaurant the mother said "Oh I must pay you for yesterday" and pressed a one pound note in my hand.

One pound for seven hours work.

Ddot · 04/02/2021 21:23

rawalpindithelabrador
No I pulled a very very handsome man the very next night. Only fair if he can see other people so can I.
Then I told him to 🤬 but only after he grovelled.

Ddot · 04/02/2021 21:26

I bumped into him 25years later. still good looking but still playing the field.
Sad! L

wellahair · 04/02/2021 21:29

This is the best cf story ⬇️

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9224369/Minister-says-Boris-Johnson-bailing-Scotlands-sluggish-vaccination-rollout.html

Read the headline..

Don't normally read this daily shit but that's were I go to look at the daily figures since this pandemic.

DdraigGoch · 04/02/2021 21:33

FGS do people have to bring politics into every bloody thread? I'm here to read about people who never buy a round or who borrow Mexican houses without asking; I'd go to the politics section if I wanted to read about politics.

HepLaurenceLB · 04/02/2021 22:30

@wellahair please don’t force politics into a perfect good CF thread.

OP posts:
BashfulClam · 04/02/2021 22:45

@wellshair all that is sensationalist nonsense. Take it from a Scot who’s relatives have their appointments for vaccination. I’ll stop there as others have said it’s not a politics thread.

Cheeseandlobster · 04/02/2021 22:56

@wellahair way to go. Please sod off with the politics Hmm

DdraigGoch · 04/02/2021 23:09

It's like talking to a firefighter/vegan/crossfitter. They can't help but mention that they are a firefighter/vegan/crossfitter.

Greenevalley · 04/02/2021 23:27

What is a crossfitter?

DicklessWonder · 04/02/2021 23:48

Someone who does CrossFit.

Blueskysunsout · 05/02/2021 01:14

I’m a hairdresser and had a relative who always asked me to cut her sons hair (I did f charge a s no money offers as it was a kid)
I have hair up and went to work in a different field but continued to do my regulars for extra money. I decided not to do this relatives hair. The child was a nightmare wouldn’t sit, cheeky and always had matted hair and the mum never said anything to him but expected a perfect hair cut inspection it after I was finished. I told her I wasn’t doing boys/men’s hair anymore as my hair clippers had broke. A couple of weeks later it was my birthday and she bought me.....hairclippers. I eventually stoped doing it as I had my own children and life was busy with my family and job.
Hairdressing was bad for cf taking the mick. Neighbours coming to the door asking me to ally home box dyes for free.
Over lockdown randoms message me for illicit haircuts (I won’t tell if you don’t kind of messages)

Polyethyl · 05/02/2021 01:15

My then-BF had two much older half-brothers. Wiltshire brother was getting married, so Canadian brother flew over with his wife and toddler. We arrived at the wedding to find a very strained atmosphere between the older-brothers. In whispers after the ceremony Canadian wife told us what had happened the previous night. A 20 person pre-wedding restaurant meal, after which the bride and groom made a speech thanking their guests and saying they were leaving now to get their beauty sleep before tomorrow's wedding. They left. Other guests finished their drinks, said their goodbyes and left. A waiter sidled up to Canadian brother and asked "who is going to pay?" Wiltshire brother didn't answer his phone so Canadian brother ended up paying for the entire 20 person meal, drinks and all!
My then-BF on hearing this was distraught that he hadn't been invited to the meal! Not that he wanted to be lumbered with the cost but he was upset that being only a half-brother he hadn't been included.

The next morning we got a call from Canadian brother, can he come and stay with us in our tiny flat? The bride had just tried to feed his toddler mouldy leftovers, having scraped mould off the food and said it was good enough for a child. Despite having a tiny flat we happily gave them our bedroom and we slept on the sofa for the rest of the week. The two brothers bonded during that week, over how much they hated Wiltshire brother!

areyoumeop · 05/02/2021 01:46

when we were selling our flat, a prospective buyer asked for a second viewing and handed us a list of the things he demanded we must do to enable him to get tenants in quickly after the purchase like new fire doors, new windows, alarms, etc, allow people to view the property and then offered us £30k less than asking.
Sold it to a lovely young couple instead.

wellahair · 05/02/2021 04:39

Sorry folks. New here, didn't realise this was a hated thing that requires posters like me to be shunned out the thread!

Before I go, wanted to share my own personal cf story and leave with dignity this time 🤣.

I was working in a company where my friend always wanted a job in. She hated her role and the pay at her own company was rubbish and there were rumours that it was losing too much business hence why some departments were being cut out. Since I got this job, I sent my friend numerous job ads from our company but she never bothered filling out the application to get the job.

My own company started using this incentive where if you recommend someone you know and that candidate gets the job, you receive a £500 bonus. This was new at the time but wasn't really advertised. So things started getting serious for my friend where she was worried and still pressuring me and one day I noticed another ad on our website hiring someone for a role that was a similar role my friend was working in. I sent her the ad and this time she filled out the application form with her cv and sent it in.

My friend was later invited for an interview and later got an offer for the position. So imagine, she was getting 23k in her old company (figures been changed not to be recognised) and now in my company she started off with 35k. She started work and was telling me how she wished she applied before and how everything is amazing in my company. My company is really good with staff development and provides so many opportunities for staff. Anyway a couple of months later I got joint email from HR and Finance saying they were authorising the bonus which I honestly forgot about. A couple of weeks later my friend then found out through another girl she started chatting with during cigarette breaks and mentioned the incentive. I received an angry text from her saying "thanks for not letting me know that you have been making money off my back, the least you could have done is told me and go halves" and then moments later "what are you planning to do with your hard earned money now, go on another WELL DESERVED holiday???"

I was taken aback and didn't know what to reply and didn't respond at first. The bonus hadn't even gone through yet plus it gets taxed. I went home and sent her a long message along the lines of what I've written here and said I was happy to share the bonus with her (what an idiot I am) which I transferred half of it to her account immediately despite not even receiving the bonus as I had her details on my banking app where we sometimes sent money to each other for things like- if I saw a dress she would like I would take a picture and she would say buy it for me and send the money. she didn't reply back to my text and just ignored me and never spoke to me. I felt really bad, I should have told her about the bonus but honestly it had nothing to with me hiding this from her. I would have treated her for a weekend spa or something like that.

Many months later, I went on an event where it required me to work with a couple of people from my friends department and I was totally shocked to find out that she had recommended so many people for a few new roles and even sent the job ads to her old colleagues where that business went bust and she managed to get 1 new staff in and another candidate was called for an interview.

My comeback text:

Hi Jane, hope all is good. I hope my hard earned money was useful at a time when I helped you get a job and saved you from your old company that was about to go bust. I've heard that you've been having fun with the incentive. I hope you enjoy your bonuses but don't forget to share it with your friends xxx

And no, she never shared it with anyone.

Alexindiamondarmour · 05/02/2021 05:11

Well done on redeeming yourself @wellahair
Can’t believe that friend! So mad that you gave her half the money!

Greenevalley · 05/02/2021 07:36

@DicklessWonder. Aah. Thank you. I’m a sloth, walking the dog is my only exercise.

rawalpindithelabrador · 05/02/2021 08:10

Sorry folks. New here, didn't realise this was a hated thing that requires posters like me to be shunned out the thread!

FFS. And a Daily Heil link as well. When are we getting a block poster function?

Noshowlomo · 05/02/2021 08:29

@wellahair I’m just gutted you transferred her half!! 😫

Alexandernevermind · 05/02/2021 08:43

When I was on maternity leave my brother had a preschooler. To allow him and his wife to work full time, I used to collect nephew from preschool, bring him home with me, feed him, entertain him and absolutely loved it. All for no cost or expenses, which of course I would not have accepted if offered. My SIL had trained to be a hairdresser, so every couple of months my DD and I would go to her home and have a haircut. I didnt offer payment as I thought it would be a reciprocal thing, but would take a bottle of wine for her and treats for the children. One day my BD dropped heavy "jokey" comments about freeloaders, and people who don't pay for haircuts.

Iwantacookie · 05/02/2021 08:46

@playno he had had a few explosive nappys so obviously wasnt well.

rawalpindithelabrador · 05/02/2021 08:59

@Alexandernevermind

When I was on maternity leave my brother had a preschooler. To allow him and his wife to work full time, I used to collect nephew from preschool, bring him home with me, feed him, entertain him and absolutely loved it. All for no cost or expenses, which of course I would not have accepted if offered. My SIL had trained to be a hairdresser, so every couple of months my DD and I would go to her home and have a haircut. I didnt offer payment as I thought it would be a reciprocal thing, but would take a bottle of wine for her and treats for the children. One day my BD dropped heavy "jokey" comments about freeloaders, and people who don't pay for haircuts.
Did you sit there and take that? Or tell him, 'Yeah, talk about freeloaders! People who don't pay for childcare'?
Ddot · 05/02/2021 09:04

I was off sick and feeling down my sister said lets go shopping which I really wasnt up to but needed some company. Sister doesn't drive so the deal was I would pick her up and she would get the bus home. Offering to give me some cash for petrol. I drove 12miles to pick her up 12miles back to mine then 3 to village. We had coffee and popped in a few shops. I was completely knackered by this time and needed to get home to bed. Sister said it was too much hassle to get the bus so would be better idea to drop her off. Another 12 miles there and 12 miles back. I was past myself with tiredness by this time. Sister slipped me 3pound for petrol 🤪

Alexandernevermind · 05/02/2021 09:08

@rawalpindithelabrador, yes, I'm ashamed to say I just sat there as I was upset and embarrassed. I like the old saying though, "fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me". Needless to say I was no longer available for childcare and now pay for haircuts! Favours for favours rarely work, even with family.

strawberrysalsa · 05/02/2021 09:54

Not a total CF story

Many years ago my brother was a student in the same city I worked in my first job so not flush with cash, he would come and see me at work and ask what I was planning for tea. He'd then offer to shop, if I gave him the money and then come and eat whatever I made. Even if he hadn't made plans to come and eat with me he still had a uncanny ability to sense when I'd cooked and turn up.

To be fair he knew he was being cheeky and wouldn't have minded if I'd told him to pay his own way.

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