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Best CF stories part 2

657 replies

HepLaurenceLB · 30/01/2021 11:01

First thread
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3905995-Best-CF-Stories

OP posts:
tinyme77 · 05/02/2021 09:57

The Queen of CFs Anna Sorokin.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000c9mb

Got her friends to pay for so much, thousands.

Rainbowandscarlett · 05/02/2021 10:45

I used to work in a well known fast food restaurant
As it was I was moving 136 miles away so handed in my notice with plenty of time and I’d told everyone I was packing up the house on the Friday-ready to leave on the Saturday
All good
They only put me down to work the Thursday,Friday and the Saturday!
I told the boss I’d handed my notice letter in to and told her that as from the Thursday I didn’t work there anymore-I was moving house-and area so couldn’t do it
She had the nerve to get really funny with me-and cancelled all my shifts that week in revenge
I didn’t care-I had an extra few days to pack-moved-and found another job within the week

My mother is the biggest cf
She once took me to Tesco (struggling single mum who didn’t have much money)
She wanted £10 for petrol (fair enough-a taxi would have cost me that)
We pulled up in the car park and at the time they had fellas who would wash your car while you shopped
She demanded I pay £7 to have her car washed
then added her shopping (about £20) to mine and demanded a cup of tea and cake in the cafe-while swiping her club card so I wouldn’t get the points for that shop
I just paid up-she’s my mother-and the following week she wanted to run me back-I told her that I’d get a taxi-it was much cheaper
She hit the roof but she never gave me a lift again-but bad mouthed me to everyone about how unreasonable I am (turned out her shopping was for my well off brother-I’d paid for it and he never paid either of us back,plus she’d taken me on works time so was getting paid to take me)

Many many more but we are now nc

wellahair · 05/02/2021 10:52

@Alexindiamondarmour and @Noshowlomo I still beat myself up for sending the money everyday. I sent her £250 for half of the bonus and I eventually received the bonus where it was taxed so I received something like £380 and not £500, so basically it meant that I sent her extra £60 as well 🤦‍♀️ I felt like a cf myself at the time and didn't want to be in that position. Lesson learned and I don't give in to cf's. You fool me once shame on you and twice it's on me.

Cheesyblasters · 05/02/2021 12:07

When I was 19, living away in uni halls, my mum came to visit a couple of times. I was working part time in a supermarket and had a student loan (no grants at the time). My mum worked part time in a shop and was in a long term relationship with a guy who earned good money as an electrician. So not well off, but certainly better off than her student daughter.
Went out for food a couple of times. My mum would buy her own drink, then it was just assumed id get the rest of the bill. Our relationship was so screwed up that that was normal to me, as I had inconvenienced her by moving away meaning she had to go to places she wouldn't usually choose. She would go on and on about how stressful the (30min train journey) was that I'd buy her a packet of fags for her nerves as well as reimbursing her train fare.

Funnily enough once I'd been away at uni for a while and saw how my friends were treated by their parents I started reducing contact.

Iwishiwastrinity · 05/02/2021 12:07

I love these stories: some of them are outrageous!! I’ll share this one that thankfully didn’t happen to me (as I’m way too confrontational) but to my DH SIL.

Background: In some traditions, weddings can go into several functions lasting for days, hosted by either the brides or grooms family. At these functions; either the groom or bride are responsible for hosting, which means coughing up the expense. Or alternatively, they split the cost of one function 50/50 if it’s a shared event.

Cut to DH SIL wedding. They had 2 functions: one the bride organised, the other was the grooms. At these functions guests can give gifts of cash to the couple. Guests can amount to hundreds, so it’s not unusual for the cash gifts to amount to over a £1000.00 at least.

After the wedding is over: greedy MIL convinced her son to give her his function money. Which he does. As greed is limitless: this is not enough. MIL asks her son to convince his wife to give her the brides money from her function (which MIL did not contribute a penny to). Son does this and pressurises his new bride to give the money, assuring her that ‘my mum will give you much more than this when you need it’ 🙄 Bride doesn’t want to and objects but ultimately gives greedy MIL her money.

To add insult to the injury MIL graciously ‘lets’ bride have department store vouchers back, so she can buy some make up to ‘scrub herself up and look a bit more decent.’

When the time came for my wedding I made sure MIL never even sniffed my share of the cash gifts.

pinkyredrose · 05/02/2021 12:08

Canadian brother ended up paying for the entire 20 person meal, drinks and all!

Omfg! Did he get reimbursed?

Bouledeneige · 05/02/2021 12:40

I have one. I was hosting a family party for 15 people. I bought and cooked all the food serving nibbles, hot main course with a meat and veggie option and puddings plus 5 bottles of wine and lots of soft drinks. My total bill was at least £130 for the day. My CF sister bought 3 bottles of cava - total bill less than £20.

At the end of the party my Mum, as she was leaving said to me 'now who bought the wine - I'd like to make a contribution' and pulled out £40. My sister said 'I did.' I said well I bought quite a lot too. So my Mum gave us £20 each.

I was speechless. She's always so grabby.

I later explained to my Mum. Not that I expected to be paid for the party but that I didn't expect my sister to be there to grab her all her money back. It was kind of my Mum to offer but I think she hadn't really realised that the food costs money too. And that my sister's contribution was rather small.

Incrediblytired · 05/02/2021 13:06

I had a friend at uni who did an exchange programme to America. She met a boy and they decided to try long distance relationship, he was really really wealthy and would fly to see her in England and occasionally pay for her flights to America to spend weekends with him. They went to a lot of social events together in America but after a while she felt it was fizzling out and ended the relationship.

A while letter she received a letter from him outlining how disappointed in her he was and how he had put a lot of effort into raising her social status by taking her to various social events. He presented her with an itemised bill, not only for flights but for “raising her social standing” at various charity events, introducing her to high society people and generally improving her social status for future prospects. It was like he considered himself to be he own private finishing school.

Obviously she didn’t pay.

BerniesMittens · 05/02/2021 13:21

@magicstar1 I'm sorry, I had the wrong end of the stick there! It makes sense now. Doh! Blush

nina3638 · 05/02/2021 13:27

placemarking - i love threads like this 😆

rawalpindithelabrador · 05/02/2021 13:37

Canadian brother ended up paying for the entire 20 person meal, drinks and all!

I always wonder, in situations like this, what if the people left holding the bag are not able to pay? I mean, you'd have to have enough cash in your account or a credit card with that left on it. What if you don't? Because personally, a lot of why I've never been victim to a freeloading twat like this is because, when I was younger, I seriously did not have the money to sub another person. I always had to work alongside going to college and then uni and budget to the penny, not able to stump up for flatmates or colleagues on the spot so had to just say, 'Nope. I can't pay for you,' if they tried it on.

tinglymint · 05/02/2021 14:27

@MRSGGG

Years ago my friend invited me on a night out and to meet her at her friends (I didn't know her). As I arrive they've decided not to go where we agreed but to a different club known for drug taking..she knew I would refuse to go there and thus was left to look after her friends 2yo twins for the night as the other babysitter "cancelled" Hmm yeah right!! Roll around to 5-6am and my friend is nowhere to be seen (went straight home) and the mum of twins strolls in Macdonald's breakfast for herself in hand.....I just left, never again! So called friend was known for this kind of manipulation
I'd be fuming! Was anything ever said to your friend about it? The mother of the twins should've been the one to pull out of the night if her 'babysitter didn't turn up'
Polyethyl · 05/02/2021 14:45

Canadian brother never saw a penny of that money back, as far as I know.

Fluffycloudland77 · 05/02/2021 14:49

It was bad enough when dhs cousin left a Xmas pub meal early without paying but that was 3 meals. That was still being spoken about years later but 20 meals must have been over £1000.

NothingIcando · 05/02/2021 14:52

Not a biggie at all but very recent.

My friend of 10+ years doesn't bother with me much lately. Only of she wants somthing. And I have done a lot for her.
She txt me the other day to ask how I was.
I replied about how I was doing,she ignored that to tell me she suddenly realised it was her sil big birthday soon and we should have a 3 person get together in her house...I thought ok if restrictions allow it let's wait and see..
She then started sending me pictures of drinks promotions and asking where 'I' could pick up the banners and balloons from Hmm
Ive been working hard to not be too available and offer so much to people ...so I said nothing about the party supplies except 'you could go to this cheap shop,they sell them'

I get a txt the next day saying new restrictions mean party supplies can not be sold anymore in those cheap shops but they fortunately do have balloons and banners for sale in Tesco so I can just go in and grab them wheneverHmm
excuse me ?I cant see where I agreed to anything? I dont shop in Tesco anyway..but she does...i completely ignored it.
Then she said she would be getting the cake and decorating it...I think that was her way of 'splitting the party bill'?! Grin
I guess she doesn't want to mention it but must have noticed I'm not jumping to offer things for her the way I usually do...

I have all the messages where I absolutely agreed to nothing except coming over for drinks ,if I could... So I wont be picking anything up or 'catching on' to her hints. You want somthing now..you ask me.

NothingIcando · 05/02/2021 14:54

Not the cheekiest F...but it's still goin on so I'm dying to see will she wait til party day and assume I've got all the stuff she ordered me to get.Smile

MedusasBrandyButter · 05/02/2021 14:56

@NothingIcando

Not the cheekiest F...but it's still goin on so I'm dying to see will she wait til party day and assume I've got all the stuff she ordered me to get.Smile
I'm agog. This could be really satisfying!
NothingIcando · 05/02/2021 15:00

MedusasBrandyButter
I shall keep you abreast of any significant changes or updates!Grin

Notimeforaname · 05/02/2021 15:02

MedusasBrandyButter oh I also asked what sil likes as I would pick up a little gift for her .(like a fucking candle or something) friend replies ''she likes handbags' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Notimeforaname · 05/02/2021 15:03

Ah name change fail
. I dont care. U know who you are you cheeky mare🤣

Notimeforaname · 05/02/2021 15:04

Come and have a go if your think you're hard enough Grin

MedusasBrandyButter · 05/02/2021 15:05

@Notimeforaname

MedusasBrandyButter oh I also asked what sil likes as I would pick up a little gift for her .(like a fucking candle or something) friend replies ''she likes handbags' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sainsburys and Waitrose do some lovely jute totes... Wink
Notimeforaname · 05/02/2021 15:05

You* 🙄 I'm going to put the phone down I'm clearly getting too excited...

BloodyDarrener · 05/02/2021 15:06

@NothingIcando do you even know your friends SIL well?
For that Handbag comment I would reply, "Ha ha! Like I'd buy someone a handbag. But really. Does she like red or white wine? Or maybe prefers Chocolates? Yankee candles?"

Does your friend believe you're well off and can afford to pay for things like this?

MedusasBrandyButter · 05/02/2021 15:06

@Notimeforaname

You* 🙄 I'm going to put the phone down I'm clearly getting too excited...
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