To think MN should throw a massive party

[CrotchBurn]

Once covid is nothing but a speck on the horizon obviously.

We could have cheeky and picky bits.

And when you come in, they could give you a big buzzer button to be used later in the night during the live AIBU session where people take to the stage and do performed readings of their problems.

I would 100% attend. With tomatoes.

That's not going to happen until next year, so way too early to plan ahead.

For anyone who doesn't want to attend please remember that it is an invitation, not a summons.

Will it be child free?

Only if there is a wishing well, a gaudy over the top gift list and a wanky poem.

Biscuits instead of tomatoes perhaps. Have more of an impact?

Will people who don't have children be allowed to attend?

I’ll come in my PJs

I'd come - in my PJ's driving my 4x4 with some naice ham and pom bears

And lots of balloons

I have a 4.5litre bottle of Jameson I've been saving for a special occasion...this could be it...

Can we have a projector and a laser pointer please for the diagrams

I will come but only if I can bring all my children and my hubby. It’s all of us or none.

Where? in London, Yorkshire, one in each county, I will come to the UK especially - if I don't have to isolate for 2 weeks.

Picky bits are banned on MN

You do realise that you'll all arrive at the location but won't get in because the organiser refuses to answer the door.

It's got to be somewhere with lots of parking...

All drinks served in penis beakers

Where the hell would we park?

I'll provide the mandatory tinkly laughs.

Surely this counts as a support bubble?

Anyway I can’t make it, DH is cycling all weekend.

We’ll need to clarify the policy on a) children and b) nerf guns.

We could all turn the lights out in one room, shine torches on our faces and tell each other about the time our mum's friend's aunt had a paranormal encounter once.

@Honeybobbin

I shall bring artisan scotch eggs.

—Fat balls—