To think MN should throw a massive party

[CrotchBurn]

Once covid is nothing but a speck on the horizon obviously.

We could have cheeky and picky bits.

And when you come in, they could give you a big buzzer button to be used later in the night during the live AIBU session where people take to the stage and do performed readings of their problems.

Angela Hernandez 😂
Can we invite Brian from Hull? I’m also going to wear my Kurt Geiger Lizzy trainers.

@RandomDent Brian will be in the orangery offering his yoni massages. For a small fee.

[quote CrotchBurn]@Oblomov20
What?! I was joking - is this actually a thing?[/quote]
It was, back in the day. MNHQ used to rock up as well.

We'll need to have two rooms, obviously. One for those of us who want it to be child and husband-free and the other for those who can't go anywhere without their whole family tagging along!

Agree with BIWI. I went to at least 2 where Justine was there.

I probably met BIWI at one of them! Only I'm shit at names and have slight face blindness, so can't remember anyone I ever met!

Would it be grabby to have party bags to go home with? I'm thinking tasteful gifts, of course. No one wants a bag of plastic tat. AIBU to charge each guest for said party bag?

Also, if we're having food, please nothing smelly!

Nudges MNHQ what will you be bringing ?

All the food must be organic and locally sourced. And crusty bread with massive salads.
A perfect opportunity for the batch cooks among us to show off their skills.
Will the Mouldies (sp) be invited?

@Oblomov20

I probably met BIWI at one of them! Only I'm shit at names and have slight face blindness, so can't remember anyone I ever met!

I'm sure we did! We all had badges, but it wasn't always easy to read them.

And there was often such a disconnect between the actual person/face and the person/face in front of you! I remember meeting SolidGoldBrass (in whatever her original name was - Madame something) and being completely floored because she was so different from what I'd imagined!

I’ve bought my tickets by cheque and it’s been cashed, but I’m not sure I can go now.
Can I get my money back? I can’t cancel the cheque.

If anyone puts ' love actually' on i will throttle them.

I'll come OP but only if you promise never to refer to "picky bits". Makes me think of spots people have picked off their face 🤮

Think I will have to take in some ironing to afford a new frock.

I hope that somewhere near the rows of hottubs (obviously) there will be room for some spa treatment rooms. So many of us have been in need of a spa day so often and for so long that it seems an obvious inclusion.

Excuse me, can you direct me to the penis beaker stall?

Nobody must wear their shoes indoors (the very thought!) so I’ll provide a basket of artisanal slippers to go by the door.

My plus one will of course be a random tradesman who will demand a cheese sandwich and then do a massive shit in the loos before he leaves.

I went to the MN Party and my friend shagged 2 men. I told her what l thought of her and that she would go to hell. AIBU? 😂

Is she sure they were men?

@StarlightLady

I went to the MN Party and my friend shagged 2 men. I told her what l thought of her and that she would go to hell. AIBU? 😂

I remember reading about an MN party where something similar happened!

Big rows on here afterwards.

I can't imagine it now.

A late invite to all mils and ex dp new dps. Also to cf siblings and all rabid offspring of all family members. I’ve come over all forgiving on behalf of us all. Surely it will all be ok and everyone will agree ?

I am so sorry I meant to invite ‘feral’ children not the ‘rabid’ ones. We might not all have our rabies injections given everything going on at the moment. I’ll provide rabies screening at the door at my own expense as I’ve caused the problem. Plus a soft play rabies enclosure so parents can still party with their dcs safely frothing over each other.

"I am so sorry I meant to invite ‘feral’ children not the ‘rabid’ ones"
Come on, now. They are not "feral" children, you know full well that they are actually "free-spirited".

Actually, I can't bring my children as it will clash with their nap time. I don't want any of the family looking after them incase they wake them up & feed them kitkats. Would it be ok to get a random local teenager to babysit? I hear there are plenty of random teenagers looking for work. By the time we get to have this party my children will be 24 & 26, probably, but you can't be too careful.

I’d love to come. Can you send constant reminders please? I once forgot to add almond milk to my Ocado order and fear I may have early onset dementia

What about Janet and Roy they simply must be invited , think of the letters they'll write about the marvellous party !