To think MN should throw a massive party

[CrotchBurn]

Once covid is nothing but a speck on the horizon obviously.

We could have cheeky and picky bits.

And when you come in, they could give you a big buzzer button to be used later in the night during the live AIBU session where people take to the stage and do performed readings of their problems.

I'll pay for the venue by cheque (and then cancel it, obviously).

Oh no! I've just remembered I'm in Maui that weekend, I won't be able to make it! 😩

Will there be any stunt pineapples?

Omg Maui...I’d forgotten about her...

I'll definitely come then discover ill be pregnant 9 months beforehand so will have to write a post asking whether I would be unreasonable to cancel

I'll bring the chicken.
One should be enough for everyone right?
And there should be plenty of leftovers, unless you are all abominably greedy.

Who wants dibs on the beak?

Can I bring my MLM friend, promise she won't try to recruit you.

I'll bring me fags... if I stand in a garden 11 doors' down the smell wouldn't be too strong for you all, would it?

Naice ham from the deli?
Off the bone?

I'll be there. There will be no gift list or tacky games or enforced fun. On the other hand everyone on mumsnet thinks you're an alcoholic if you have more than a couple of drinks in one evening so I might have to leave early

Guest talk from Mexican House Thief?

Will it be all inclusive ?
If so I am sorry but I won’t be able to attend (shudder). I won’t send an rsvp obviously whether I come or not.
Please do not invite anyone who confuses less with fewer.
Thanks !!

We could all wear sticky labels with out usernames on!

@Sacredspace
That would be terrifying! And also....exhilarating...👀

I'd come. I've been to previous MN Christmas parties.

@Oblomov20
What?! I was joking - is this actually a thing?

Are the picky bits from Markies?

They used to have mumsnet meet-ups back when this were fields

We could make bunting out of old masks!

BTW, surely there won't be any need for parking. We've all become such expert walkers.

I'll bring banana bread. And some super soakers for the kids' amusement.

Wear a Mumsnet scarf to get in, bring Pom bears, Fruit Shoot and a penis beaker.

@CrotchBurn yeah, probably wouldn’t end well thinking about it, ya know the betrayed wives v ow etc! I’d just love to put faces to names, some of the well known posters!
We could have one big zoom party? That would be fun!

If the penis beakers get brought out, I'm kicking off.

I'll be checking out those sheets! If they are not clean .. hell to pay.

Will we be allowed to wear our shoes inside, treading dog poo particles into the carpet?

I want to be friends with you all. This has really made me giggle!