To think MN should throw a massive party

[CrotchBurn]

Once covid is nothing but a speck on the horizon obviously.

We could have cheeky and picky bits.

And when you come in, they could give you a big buzzer button to be used later in the night during the live AIBU session where people take to the stage and do performed readings of their problems.

Plus one massive fight room

Tories vs Corbynists

@adjsavedmylife I literally can’t believe you told everyone your DHs hobby, it’s completely outing. You will have to name change now or ask HQ to delete your post.

If there's plenty of bottles of froth, I'm in.

@AnneTwackie brilliant. There must be penis beakers.

I’d come. But let’s agree not to invite Birdie Friend !

Is this for anyone of only Mumsnet Royalty?

or ffs

Can we have a bit of notice so it doesn’t clash with my spa day or my visit to the Sistine chapel ?

@raffle

Thanks so much OP, I am already delighted with this thread!

If I see any loo brushes I will leave immediately.

[quote WilsonMilson]@AnneTwackie brilliant. There must be penis beakers.

I’d come. But let’s agree not to invite Birdie Friend ![/quote]
I think it's best if birdie friend doesn't even know about it.

I'll come, but only if I don't have to bring my children. My contribution will be lots of gin and a mountain of Gregg's (vegan) sausage rolls.

Will bring Pom Bears

If I don't see loo brushes, I will leave a huge skid mark in the loo and say ner ner I told you so.

I'll bring a roasted small chicken to feed to 900 of you. Should be plenty...

Party bags. But very competitive ones .

I'll bring the chicken. Will we need two or do you think one will be enough?

@BobbinAround

I'll bring the chicken. Will we need two or do you think one will be enough?

Snap!

1Morewine. Cross posts - I'll stand down with the chicken. We don't want to over-cater.

Ooh only if we're all sat on grey crushed velvet sofas wafting loo brushes and judging whether M&S's party nibble are up to scratch this year.

Will there be enough space on your driveway for my handsome rich husband and I's Brand New 2025 Range Rover XXL?

Could I have a diagram of the carpark please?

I'll bring a bobble plate of .

Will this be the only MN party thread or should we have several all saying the same thing?

@BobbinAround

I'll bring the chicken. Will we need two or do you think one will be enough?

One will be more than enough!

I'll provide the mandatory tinkly laughs

I’ll bring the howling, literally crying tears an spitting my tea out laughter

Do we need to call in advance or will we be shot on sight if we knock on the door without 7 years notice?

crampon thank god you asked. I didn’t like to as it seemed an unusual request.
I’d like it to be colour coded and with allocated slots marked etc. Plus approach angles and swing arcs obviously

Please issue a summons to every user