To think MN should throw a massive party

[CrotchBurn]

Once covid is nothing but a speck on the horizon obviously.

We could have cheeky and picky bits.

And when you come in, they could give you a big buzzer button to be used later in the night during the live AIBU session where people take to the stage and do performed readings of their problems.

Seriously OP?
Of course.

What would we do if the door bell rings? Would we dare open the door ??

I'm going to any party I'm invited to when this is done.

Im in
See you in 2022 then!

No

(Is a complete sentence).

But actually I'd love to come. I'll be carrying a loo brush and a book by Caitlin Moran so my people can find me. We won't be able to talk about what my husband does as a hobby however as it's VERY outing. Think, green fields, with funny holes in them, and sticks.

I expect no crisps, a rainbow of crudites and healthy balanced buffet with chicken to last all week. I am very entitled though.

Will someone be diverting the Daily Mail to the Other Forum Party with the Are You Ok Huns people?

Can't wait xx

(immediately uninvited for trying too hard/typos/xx/mumsnet misdemeanor).

Somewhere in a field in Hampshire.

I'll bring a Supersoaker

Do we have to be barefoot, since Mumsnet hates shoes indoors?

@adjsavedmylife

Surely this counts as a support bubble?

Anyway I can’t make it, DH is cycling all weekend.

Brilliant!

Will 101 be on speed dial by the neighbours ?

I wear my clothes more than once and don't change my bedsheets obsessively, can I still come?

I hope nobody snaps and farts.

DH says he's doing his rather niche hobby that weekend so I'd have to go alone, should I LTB?

Get on his bike and leave him.

( Cos we all know it's cycling.)

@Clackyheels

Biscuits instead of tomatoes perhaps. Have more of an impact?

What's the dress code? Boden? Sea salt?

Make sure you lay a red rug down for the arrivals

@letsgomaths

Do we have to be barefoot, since Mumsnet hates shoes indoors?

Obviously artisanal slippers will be provided

@Vinorosso74 Hush obviously! With little discount cards scattered around on grazing tables

OK but the host better be fitting the whole bill, including the bar. It’s terribly uncouth to invite people to a party and expect them to pay for their own drinks!

I'm going to wear my mum boots and judgy pants

I'll come as long as there are naice ham, cheese & pickle sandwiches & a plethora of Greggs sausage rolls.
I hope there will be helium balloons & a dress code.

Will there be parent and child car parking spaces?
My DDs are in their 20s but like to fling the car doors open to make a grand entrance.

I am going to rock up drenched in Fracas, hanging off RCB's arm. I will bring bantam's eggs