To think MN should throw a massive party

[CrotchBurn]

Once covid is nothing but a speck on the horizon obviously.

We could have cheeky and picky bits.

And when you come in, they could give you a big buzzer button to be used later in the night during the live AIBU session where people take to the stage and do performed readings of their problems.

Will there be a string quintet playing Bach (or, preferably, Stockhausen)? My 6 month-old triplets are terribly advanced and won't be satisfied with The Wheels On The Bus.

Ahem...is there going to be te noihydc ? Maybe someone could let me know privately?

@SansaClegane

How cool would it be if we could actually do it though: a Mumsnet festival! Every topic has its own tent with stalls for subtopics You could wander around in your Hunter or Le Chameau wellies and interact with all your favourite topics... of course AIBU would be a moderated (?) debate room!

Should be an interesting collection of tents, sub-tents, intersection sub-tents etc., as a mathematician I'll see to the Venn diagrams.

Sorry, has anybody asked if we can bring uninvited siblings?

You don’t ask if you can bring uninvited siblings...you just do it on the day and present the ‘question’ as a fait accompli. CF 101.

Can my sister bring her micro pigs? She will be transporting them in the boot of a small car and will expect overnight accommodation for her and the pigs. They cannot go in the garden.

CF 101
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Oh please can someone link to the micro pigs thread? Pretty please?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3756317-To-say-no-to-visiting-pigs-for-Christmas?pg=1

Just thinking about the entertainment.

If the "Performance Parenting" act is fully booked (and, pre-Covid, they did get around a lot), there is a new, very niche act: Synchronised Performing Stepping-at-your-desk-at-work.

Sounds like a laugh...

@LaMarschallin

Well thanks for that - now I have "step in time" from Mary Poppins running through my head

Please tell me that the star-jump performance farting will be held outside though.

The Performance Parenting act have missed a trick with not getting TikTok videos up and running but are well and truly in place on Facebook.

Please tell me that the star-jump performance farting will be held outside though.

Definitely.
Well away from naked flames.
But a camping chair will be provided to give a seat from which a buttock may be strategically lifted.