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To think MN should throw a massive party

263 replies

CrotchBurn · 22/01/2021 18:59

Once covid is nothing but a speck on the horizon obviously.

We could have cheeky Wine and picky bits.

And when you come in, they could give you a big buzzer button to be used later in the night during the live AIBU session where people take to the stage and do performed readings of their problems.

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LaMarschallin · 22/01/2021 22:40

shadesoflunacy

I am going to rock up drenched in Fracas, hanging off RCB's arm. I will bring bantam's eggs

Envy
ViciousJackdaw · 22/01/2021 22:50

@zukiecat

I'll bring a Supersoaker
Are you allowed to bring a supersoaker? I can't see why you couldn't bring a supersoaker, it would be so much fun to use the supersoakers at the party. Could I bring my supersoaker too?
AliasGrape · 22/01/2021 22:50

YABU. I just don’t understand why people would want an end of pandemic party though. We never had them when I was a child and I was fine. Do you not think they’re a little bit grabby and American? Just a load of consumerism set up for Instagram likes if you ask me.

Anyway when we had an event for the end of swine flu we just went to the town hall and then all stood in a bus shelter taking it in turns to sniff a vegan cupcake. I did my own make up and wore a tablecloth from the charity shop and everyone says it was the best return to normality after a plague they’ve ever been to.

All that aside, I’d love to come.

NoIDontWatchLoveIsland · 22/01/2021 22:50

Dh says I can't come. Shall I LTB?

My neighbour says I should drive both ways so she can drink. She's not offered a penny in petrol. CF.

colouringindoors · 22/01/2021 22:55

Oh yes!

Can you tell me what you think of this dress? Too mumsy?

jamtastic · 22/01/2021 23:02

Can we swap Advent calendars?

LaMarschallin · 22/01/2021 23:13

We need party games.

I like the one where someone peers through a piece of frosted glass and the people on the other side have to guess how old they are.

noblegiraffe · 22/01/2021 23:20

@Sacredspace

We could all wear sticky labels with out usernames on!
Two people with stickers saying “Angela Hernandez” just staring at each other.
Horseradish01 · 22/01/2021 23:30

I’ll log the party with 101 just incase anything goes wrong.

User2921 · 22/01/2021 23:50

Can we have hot wings, a hot tub and the hot plumber from the other thread?

Chimeraforce · 22/01/2021 23:52

And I can say
"did you mean to be so rude?"
Followed by a hard Paddington bear stare. 😅😅😅😅

HeronLanyon · 22/01/2021 23:56

There a couple who seem to have invited themselves and booked on the same flight to the party. I think they are called E and F. I know he belongs to a golf club. A-D are trying hard to uninvite them. Lovely C whose birthday it is doesn’t deserve to have her special night out ruined.

Sugarandteaandmum · 23/01/2021 08:40

Haven't RTFT or any of the posts properly or the OP at all. Ehere in the world can you possibly be, OP? don't you know there's a little thing called a pandemic? Very irresponsible to be having a party tonight. I'm really faux- surprised that anyone would and I'm calling the police and SS now.

CrotchBurn · 23/01/2021 08:52

@Sugarandteaandmum
This is EXACTLY how the Nazis came to power. Which side would YOU have been on? HmmHmmConfused

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User2921 · 23/01/2021 08:56

I think the sooner we accept theres not going to be any parties for A VERY LONG TIME the better.
The vaccines don't work, new strains will appear every 30 seconds and life as we knew it will NEVER return.
We should have stronger tighter and harder lockdown till no one dies again of anything. Ever.

CrotchBurn · 23/01/2021 09:03

@User2921
Yes I think its disgusting what the Tories are doing, allowing people to STILL die of various causes. Its 2021 for christs sake we should be past that now. Ashamed to be British Angry

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FedUpWithBriiiiick · 23/01/2021 09:07

FedUpWithBriiiiick · 23/01/2021 09:08

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To think MN should throw a massive party
Royalbloo · 23/01/2021 09:10

Hahah, toilet brushes as gifts, everyone wandering around saying, "No is a complete sentence", we could all block each other in and have a special section for CF's

Hopeisnotastrategy · 23/01/2021 09:15

@Notimeforaname

I have a 4.5litre bottle of Jameson I've been saving for a special occasion...this could be it...
@Notimeforaname I'll sit next to you! 😊🥃
ThankyouPeter · 23/01/2021 09:23

Oh yes to party games. Maybe some fairground type ones like where you shoot the ducks which are in a row.

ThankyouPeter · 23/01/2021 09:26

Also I think we should have breakout rooms incase people start going off topic. Someone is bound to take the stage and ask an isolation question.

Blowingagale · 23/01/2021 09:39

I’m definitely coming. I presume you will be providing free overnight accommodation and breakfast to anyone more than a five minute walk away?

Also can’t we have topic rooms - a table for each subtopic would be nice. I’m sure there’s a MN architect who can draw up plans.

Oh and please make sure to turn on the sun for the day.

IReallyNeedMoreGin · 23/01/2021 09:58

@EleanorShell

What will be the code word for those changing names after the invites are issued to prove that we have been around long enough?
'Cancel the cheque'? I know that's 3 words but we all know it. 😉
CrotchBurn · 23/01/2021 10:04

We could have a snap-and-farting competition

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