Bloody squirrels

[Counttotenandtryagain]

So sat at home today on a day off and noticed a couple of squirrels on the balcony. I think they might be living on the balcony next door as there’s a gap between the two balconies. I’ve rung the housing association abs their going to get pest control to get in touch. But I’m a vegan abs the thought of finding a dead squirrel on the balcony makes me feel a bit queasy 😬.
Any suggestions on how to discourage the buggers. I’m on the second floor.

Squirrels are so cute and full of personality. I love watching ing the cheeky buggers raiding our bird feeder.

I thought vegans wanted to save animals? Not call a man to come and poison them (a horrendous death for anyone by the way)

And to think, all this time it’s been vicious squirrel attack victims filling our hospital beds...

OMG, what if this is the real conspiracy behind Covid? The virus isn't real, it's all a hoax to cover up the fact hundreds of thousands of people have been hospitalised or died from rabid squirrel attacks. The real reason the government want us to Stay At Home is to protect us from the hoards of rampaging furry-tailed rodents.

It all makes sense now!

@rosetylersbiggun

And to think, all this time it’s been vicious squirrel attack victims filling our hospital beds...

OMG, what if this is the real conspiracy behind Covid? The virus isn't real, it's all a hoax to cover up the fact hundreds of thousands of people have been hospitalised or died from rabid squirrel attacks. The real reason the government want us to Stay At Home is to protect us from the hoards of rampaging furry-tailed rodents.

It all makes sense now!

Shhhh! No one is meant to know 🤫

@emotionalpuddle

I thought vegans wanted to save animals? Not call a man to come and poison them (a horrendous death for anyone by the way)

I would have thought this too.

Soooooooo. Did the extermination man come and get rid of those pesky squirrels @Counttotenandtryagain ?

Surely they just humanely catch the squirrels and send them to live on a farm?

@ThatIsNotMyUsername

Surely they just humanely catch the squirrels and send them to live on a farm?