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Bloody squirrels

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Counttotenandtryagain · 21/01/2021 14:27

So sat at home today on a day off and noticed a couple of squirrels on the balcony. I think they might be living on the balcony next door as there’s a gap between the two balconies. I’ve rung the housing association abs their going to get pest control to get in touch. But I’m a vegan abs the thought of finding a dead squirrel on the balcony makes me feel a bit queasy 😬.
Any suggestions on how to discourage the buggers. I’m on the second floor.

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LaMarschallin · 22/01/2021 11:17

If you go to OP's deleted post - via "see all" - and scroll down further, it gets quoted in its entirety. Just checked and that post remains at the moment in all its squirrely splendour.

rosetylersbiggun · 22/01/2021 11:40

Happy International Squirrel Appreciation Day, OP!

rosetylersbiggun · 22/01/2021 11:40

Oh it was actually yesterday. Oh well.
Happy belated International Squirrel Appreciation Day.

rosetylersbiggun · 22/01/2021 11:48

Native as in - they live here. The UK has squirrels. Unless the OP's squirrels came through the Channel Tunnel and headed straight for her window.

You say that, but my estate has a very famous (i.e. has been on London Live) squirrel who is originally from Birmingham and arrived in East London via being trapped in a Tesco delivery truck. So it could happen!

Bloody immigrant squirrels, taking all the TV opportunities away from local squirrels.

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NewYearNewTwatName · 22/01/2021 12:19

oh it was international squirrel day yesterday.....

now it makes sense as to why they chose squirrels to troll post about.

SmidgenofaPigeon · 22/01/2021 12:23

Clearly OP isn’t coming back, because she left her balcony door ajar to get rid of cooking smells, and then two squirrels entered the premises and launched a vicious and unprovoked attack. The children (twins) were bitten to within an inch of their lives, and OP has been told her face will heal in time, but, as a nurse, she knows realistically you can’t grow a new nose.

ThatIsNotMyUsername · 22/01/2021 12:37

The squirrels got her? DH always says that if we leave the window or doors open they will sneak in and trash the place/mail us to death in our sleep (bless him, he’s a city boy).

chocohoardersanonymous · 22/01/2021 12:44

We all know that squirrels love peanuts, hazelnuts etc. Now, given that the OP was completely nuts I think we can conclude that the squirrels were on to her. If you are still there OP, barricade yourself in now!!

Sinful8 · 22/01/2021 13:37

I'm wondering how the hell you get bitten by a squirrel?

After repeated determined efforts to get them to come to me in the park I can't get them to come within a few feet let alone get aggressive Grin

I think somone told the a&e nurse some lies to cover up what properly bit them Grin

Bluntness100 · 22/01/2021 14:08

Google says it’s extremely rare to be bitten by a squirrel, you pretty much have to corner them and try to trap them then they may do it.

However cornering them is really really friggen hard. They run away when you go near them usually. Yes there are some tamer ones you can feed nuts to, but generally wild ones will run away from you. And they can run quite fast.

We have loads in our garden because we live rurally, the windows are open in summer, they don’t come in. They do run across the patio and like to bury nuts in thr patio pots. However their favourite activity appears to be chasing each other and running up and down trees, or swinging from the bird feeder to get at the bird food.

They certainly are not chewing the cables, and attacking us. However they do get into a neighbours roof space and eat the lead flashings. Clearly no one else is up there when they are at it...

LaMarschallin · 22/01/2021 14:35

Sinful8

I'm wondering how the hell you get bitten by a squirrel

I think somone told the a&e nurse some lies to cover up what properly bit them grin

Well, I heard that someone presented in A&E with a Snickers bar up their bottom.
Apparently, it was they only way to hide it from the vicious squirrel and its gnashing teeth.

ladymalfoy45 · 22/01/2021 14:44

@SmidgenofaPigeon
😂🤣👌🏻

CryingHelps · 22/01/2021 14:53

This has to go on Mumsnet Classics! I haven't laughed so much in ages.

mail us to death in our sleep - sorry I know that was a typo but now have images of a gang of squirrels throwing letters at him!

ThatIsNotMyUsername · 22/01/2021 15:09

@Sinful8

I'm wondering how the hell you get bitten by a squirrel?

After repeated determined efforts to get them to come to me in the park I can't get them to come within a few feet let alone get aggressive Grin

I think somone told the a&e nurse some lies to cover up what properly bit them Grin

One tried to take a bite out of me when I was jogging in the park. It played chicken with me - rubbing at me head on (must’ve thought it was a jog-by but feeding) and despite my best efforts and nifty footwork, I stepped on its tail. It chased me, leapt at me and climbed up the back of my leg.

I managed to shake it off and had quite an audience by the end...

Bluntness100 · 22/01/2021 15:32

I think somone told the a&e nurse some lies to cover up what properly bit them grin

Or an a and e nurse is pretending to be treating squirrel bites to justify their position,,,or pretending to be an a and e nurse.

Folks pull that shit all the time. They claim to be x y or z to lend credence to what they say, generally when about to spout bullshit they know no one will believe. 😂

littlepattilou · 22/01/2021 15:58

@CryingHelps

This has to go on Mumsnet Classics! I haven't laughed so much in ages.

mail us to death in our sleep - sorry I know that was a typo but now have images of a gang of squirrels throwing letters at him!

Agreed! This should go in classics!
ThatIsNotMyUsername · 22/01/2021 16:20

Papercuts can be deadly.

What is wrong with you people? We have a state of emergency here, with gangs of squirrels attempting a takeover. Why is noone taking this seriously...?

Caspah · 22/01/2021 18:12

@ThatIsNotMyUsername > I had a cardboard cut a few weeks ago, opening up and writing on my new calendar - it was bloody painful.

But hey, let the squirrels take over - they'd do a better job.

KatherineJaneway · 23/01/2021 12:41

Agreed! This should go in classics!

I've made a nomination, as I suspect a few others have as well Grin 🐿

ThatIsNotMyUsername · 23/01/2021 19:33

Actually we have a worse local critter problem around here...

There used to be a (very) few little parakeets in the park - the size of budgies and once in while you’d see a swoop in the air and a little flash of bright green among the trees, and hear a high picked chirp.

Then the tourists found them... now there are millions of the buggers - and they are huge now - swooping and crapping all over the place as gangs of gormless tourists stand with manky apples in their hands or on sticks to encourage these little feathered rats to them.

Not so bad you may think but they crowd the paths in specific places (where people jog) so you have to stop, swerve and dodge the birds/crowds (and I mean loads) tourists to get around or end up in the mud to avoid them. Every bloody day. And they all squawk like the little monsters that they are. And the birds make a racket too...

Why some people are shocked the a wee bird might just peck a finger when you offer food is a bit of a mystery to me. And why lure them in if your kids are a) going to panic and run screaming, or b) chase them (and the pigeons, swans, duck and geese) around like little hooligans (I don’t like birds but chasing them is cruel).

I have lived here 30 years and have never had so much bloody bird crap on me as I have in the last year.

Actually, the birds aren’t the problem critters...

Caspah · 23/01/2021 19:59

This thread has made me laugh so much. But it also shows how much humans think this is their planet. Why are we so special, and every other creature on the planet should be subservient to us?

ThatIsNotMyUsername · 23/01/2021 20:03

You’ve never had a cat/been owned by a cat have you?

3JsMa · 23/01/2021 20:16

Vegan calling pest control to exterminate squirrelsConfused.
God,what's next?
I am meat eater who will be really happy to have them on my balcony.

Zoecarter · 23/01/2021 20:20

Yer your not vegan

Simarilion · 23/01/2021 20:30

I worked in a condemned NHS building with a squirrel problem - nearby tall trees so they'd leap onto the roof & thud across. One day an engineer left the window open of the tiny room with all the telecoms cabinets in it & squirrels got in and set up camp - the room being nice and warm due to the electical equipment. This resulted in chewed wiring and a badly typed stern notice saying
'DO NOT LEAVE WINDOWS OPEN. SQUIRRELS GET IN AND MAY CHEW PATIENTS, NOTES'
The image of a patient nibbled by a squirrel has stayed with me!