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Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

438 replies

RatherBeReading · 06/01/2021 14:34

I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind Confused
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

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RatherBeReading · 08/01/2021 23:41

Oops! But you’ve got a DP so you can do something about it Grin

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Tinkerbell456 · 08/01/2021 23:56

I thought I was weird to think he is lovely! Actually, my hubs is not dissimilar looking. Yay me!

Pluckedpencil · 09/01/2021 00:19

Oh yeah I can totally see the Greg Davies thing. Unfortunately I got confused with Jim Davidson from "The Big Break" (god I'm getting old) and that wasn't a sexy dream I wanted to explore.

Bloodypunkrockers · 09/01/2021 00:22

[quote Dailyhandtowelwash]I found this great blog (while googling Greg Davies' forearms). The font is horrible to read but it's very entertaining.

the-niche.blog/2020/04/02/thank-you-daddy-the-psychosexual-intimacy-of-taskmaster/[/quote]
You deserve an OBE for services to women

Googling forearms and Greg Davies

I love you

Echo08 · 09/01/2021 01:05

[quote iklboo]@Echo08 - I am extremely envious!!![/quote]
He is really funny just wish I could stayed longer but I was working at the time. I actually got home full of it going to my hubby you never guess who I saw tonight 🤣.

Galvantula · 09/01/2021 07:58

"There's a lot of sexual fiction about us"

😂

RatherBeReading · 09/01/2021 15:11

Pleased to report that there are multiple bare-forearms-whilst-driving shots in WDYTYA. Including in the first part, which is on youtube - enjoy!

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RatherBeReading · 09/01/2021 15:12

He also flashes the top of his pants every time he bends over to hug an elderly relative... someone needs to buy that man a belt!

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NeonSparkle · 09/01/2021 15:35

OP - if you haven’t already you need to watch ‘Man Down’ it’s on channel 4 on demand. It’s hilarious plus lots and lots of Greg in it Grin

Sparklingbrook · 09/01/2021 15:38

@NeonSparkle

OP - if you haven’t already you need to watch ‘Man Down’ it’s on channel 4 on demand. It’s hilarious plus lots and lots of Greg in it Grin
And lovely Rik Mayall played his Dad. Wasn't the headmistress from Grange Hill in it too?
RatherBeReading · 09/01/2021 17:34

I started Man Down day before yesterday and nearly finished it - preparing for Cuckoo binge next Grin

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CottonHeadedNinyMuggins · 09/01/2021 21:02

@sparklingbrook

Mrs McKlusky! :)

Sparklingbrook · 09/01/2021 21:02

[quote CottonHeadedNinyMuggins]@sparklingbrook

Mrs McKlusky! :)[/quote]
Yes! Looking exactly the same. Grin

RCMcGee · 10/01/2021 09:14

I have been following this thread from the side lines, and last night, it finally happened. Greg came to me in my dreams and shagged me senseless. He truly was a sexy beast haha.Thank you, OP! Shock

RatherBeReading · 10/01/2021 11:06

I’ve been feeling rubbish this morning, but I immediately cackled at reading that RCMcGee - thanks for letting us know!

I’m determined to find joy rather than give in to the loneliness and fear, but I can’t do it anymore with things like looking at the nice view from the window. Other women’s sex dreams though (as well as my own of course) for some reason really cheer me up!

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RCMcGee · 10/01/2021 11:28

I am sorry you are feeling down, and I hope things get better for you soon and that you can find comforts in the little things, like inducing greg-sex dreams into women across the nation haha. I am really thankful!

RatherBeReading · 10/01/2021 12:56

Finding comfort in the little things, indeed - or dreams of the very large, in GD’s case Grin

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RCMcGee · 10/01/2021 14:11

Haha, don't! I will become weak at the knees and have to explain it to my boyfriend! Blush

NewYearNewLockdown · 10/01/2021 16:54

@RCMcGee

I have been following this thread from the side lines, and last night, it finally happened. Greg came to me in my dreams and shagged me senseless. He truly was a sexy beast haha.Thank you, OP! Shock
Ha ha this has made me smile too Grin
iklboo · 10/01/2021 18:57

DH has started watching Vikings. Ragnar is amazing in bed. Blush

KnitFastDieWarm · 10/01/2021 19:44

@RatherBeReading thanks to this thread I’m now afraid to watch certain things on telly in case I end up having an inappropriate sex dream about one of the protagonists. For example, I’ve just been watching Planet Earth 2; is a david attenborough sex dream imminent?

disclaimer - i LOVE attenborough (and young attenborough was a hottie, google him in the 50s Grin) but i don’t especially want him to make a dream appearance Confused

KnitFastDieWarm · 10/01/2021 19:45

While we’re at it, here comes my worst sex dream of all time:

gordon brown Blush

Cedilla · 10/01/2021 22:17

RatherBeReading according to something I saw in the paper yesterday, Greg D will be starring in a new sitcom shortly in which he plays a cleaner....of crime scenes. Not sure whether that'll help or hinder with the dreams!

Dontsayyouloveme · 10/01/2021 22:37

KnitFastDieWarm, I may be able to beat that.... sue pollard!!! Hi de hiiiiii!! 👋🏼

Tempstheyareachanging · 11/01/2021 02:24

@Kwiksavenofrillsusername but you see the issue is that I saw Narcos long before the sexy Pedro Pascal dream (which incidentally also featured Oscar Isaac but in the dream I binned off Oscar and chose Pedro) and so I didn’t notice his special sexiness in Narcos.