Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

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I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

I don’t know who quite a few of these dream-sex men are, and I don’t want to Google anyone but Greg in case my sex dream partner gets replaced. But glad to hear so many of you have a subconscious that keeps you satisfied - and commiserations to those who get, erm... unfulfilling dreams.

It’s good to see that 89% of over 300 Mumsnetters approve of Greg Davies as a sleep shag.

I was reading this last night, then went to sleep and had a sex dream about bloody Dick and Dom! AND one of them shouted bogies. It's not quite the same...

A) please may I join the Greg Swoon Gang?
B) was there an update on driving on WDYTYA?
C) outtake featuring crotch rubbing here -
D) he may say things are "averagely sized" but believe me, if it's all in proportion to the rest of him (and big hands / big feet / broad shoulders would suggest so), that's rather good!

@motherofawhirlwind

A) please may I join the Greg Swoon Gang? B) was there an update on driving on WDYTYA? C) outtake featuring crotch rubbing here - D) he may say things are "averagely sized" but believe me, if it's all in proportion to the rest of him (and big hands / big feet / broad shoulders would suggest so), that's rather good!

Watching it this evening - will report back. And with links like that, you’re very welcome to swoon with us!

I found this great blog (while googling Greg Davies' forearms). The font is horrible to read but it's very entertaining.

the-niche.blog/2020/04/02/thank-you-daddy-the-psychosexual-intimacy-of-taskmaster/

For those of you who might like to read a bit of spicy stuff, go to archiveofourown.com, and have a little look in the Taskmaster tag (make sure you're logged in or you won't see the good stuff.

You're welcome .

Also @Dailyhandtowelwash my friend wrote that blog. I am proud.

Not sure about Greg Davies but I had some amazing dreams whilst watching Bridgerton

@pandarific please tell her it really made me laugh.

I luvs him, he is hilarious. I found him particularly attractive in Cuckoo.
There’s also an episode of would I lie to you that he’s on, he made me laugh so much I couldn’t breathe!

@Justgorgeous I agree! Although the actor who plays Michael is gay. But Michael isn't, and this is fantasy land!

We are part of the way through the second season and it is pretty silly already. Can't wait to see what they come up with next .

[quote Dailyhandtowelwash]I found this great blog (while googling Greg Davies' forearms). The font is horrible to read but it's very entertaining.

the-niche.blog/2020/04/02/thank-you-daddy-the-psychosexual-intimacy-of-taskmaster/[/quote]
I mean seriously.

Not ashamed to admit I already had the kiss .gif.

I sometimes think Alex has a genuine kink for public humiliation. It's such a fine line, because his genuine discomfort at human contact and innuendo is obviously real, and yet he and Greg are so deep in a years-long improv "yes, and" deep trust relationship that it's mind-blowing.

@TwilightToStarlight My husband had great delight telling me Wentworth Miller is gay but I put it out of my mind as yes Michael is not ! Wait till you get to the last series! I was like you, couldn’t stop watching it.

It's the slightly smug little smirk, and those eyes! He seems to have got better with age, too!

Oops, last comment was to @CheviotEwe !

@CottonHeadedNinyMuggins

I once had a Peter Andre sex dream. Felt rather dirty afterwards. He was rather persistant and then after I'd given in he was rather over enthusiastic.

Also said that he loved his kids several times too so clearly was the real PA and not an imposter in the dream

I am cackling at this!

Only would Peter Andre end a sex session by making sure you were aware, if you didnt know before, that he loves his kids

😆

Yeah, cotton, your story makes me think you might've had actual sex with the actual Peter Andre and are now desperately blocking it out. "It was a dream, we have never been at war with Eastasia, this is a fine Egyptian river and I am queen of it"

over 300 Mumsnetters approve of Greg Davies as a sleep shag

Read this as ‘sheep slag’

@Homebird8

over 300 Mumsnetters approve of Greg Davies as a sleep shag

Read this as ‘sheep slag’

I read it as sheep shag! 😂

I went to school with him and saw him last year when he was in the area .He is a really nice man and extremly tall made me feel like a midget which he found really funny. And he remembered me from school 😁.

@Respectabitch

Yeah, cotton, your story makes me think you might've had actual sex with the actual Peter Andre and are now desperately blocking it out. "It was a dream, we have never been at war with Eastasia, this is a fine Egyptian river and I am queen of it"

Oh god no 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like some man in my men!

@Echo08 - I am extremely envious!!!

He is a really nice man
He seems that way. I think he’d make a decent friend with benefits.

I just watched him in an episode of 8 of 10 Cats does Countdown though and for a comedian and writer he’s laughably poor at manipulating letters into words, so if he stayed over he’d be no help with the cryptic crossword in the newspaper in the morning, which is the elusive extra benefit I want from a FWB and have never ever found...

@RatherBeReading honestly got hot and bothered watching walking dead with dp tonight