Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

[RatherBeReading]

I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

I too have dream sexed with Greg.
Can confirm he is a sex god. The sex was amazing but he gave me the cold shoulder immediately after the deed and told me off for being “clingy” when I wanted a post coital cuddle. Greg you absolute heartbreaker.

Haha I see where you're coming from OP there's def something there!

But I also recently had a dream about Walter from Breaking Bad so maybe not the best to ask

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Walt? Tis the stuff of dreams.

Having watched him in ‘Human Is’ and had the matching dream, he is well up there in Greg territory.

@iklboo

DH has started watching Vikings. Ragnar is amazing in bed.

I've never seen it, but I'll take your word for it

@Dontsayyouloveme

KnitFastDieWarm, I may be able to beat that.... sue pollard!!! Hi de hiiiiii!! 👋🏼

If you had to do it in your dream with Gordon Brown or Sue Pollard though... I dunno, I think I might choose Sue?

@TwirlyWitch

I too have dream sexed with Greg. Can confirm he is a sex god. The sex was amazing but he gave me the cold shoulder immediately after the deed and told me off for being “clingy” when I wanted a post coital cuddle. Greg you absolute heartbreaker.

I've had two dreams about him so far, and both times woke up immediately after the... erm... high point. So I didn't get as far as my dream-Greg's post-coital behaviour. Real Greg seems like one for a cuddle, I reckon, but not like he'd leave you for a lie-in while he made you breakfast.

@RatherBeReading - Ragnar

I'd rather have Greg than Ragnar I think. Make of that what you will.

Oh me too - Rags encroached on my subconscious. I'm still holding out for a Greg dream.

I can't look at Jay Rayner since we had a lovely time together, although I admit that his voice on the radio does send a little frisson up my spine.
But my best ever saucy dream was King Richard II, complete with chain mail, taking me from behind over a table in my local pub with the landlord and all the regulars looking on. Wtf is that all about???

He’s fit as fuck, you’re not alone at all.

But my best ever saucy dream was King Richard II, complete with chain mail, taking me from behind over a table in my local pub with the landlord and all the regulars looking on. Wtf is that all about???

Ok, this is definitely the most bizarre sex dream so far
It’s somehow filthier for being so specific. I wonder why Richard II came to you as opposed to other royal options - perhaps you have a hitherto untapped chain mail kink? does monty python and the holy grail get you going?

@RCMcGee

I'd rather have Greg than Ragnar I think. Make of that what you will.

I’d have both, if i’m honest

Yes I would enjoy this dream. Much better than the one I had last night!

What if you actually got to mattress mambo with Greg and he unzipped a really stinky pecker far too much foreskin and huge saggy balls that were covered in a mass of greying pubes?

You've just put me off my dinner with that.

What if you actually got to mattress mambo with Greg and he unzipped a really stinky pecker far too much foreskin and huge saggy balls that were covered in a mass of greying pubes?

The only thing I'd actively object to is stinky TBH. Grey pubes are a natural effect of ageing, and getting older is shit but of course much better than the alternative. And I've never found genitalia attractive - I'm much more interested in what can be done with it...

@MrsKingfisher

What if you actually got to mattress mambo with Greg and he unzipped a really stinky pecker far too much foreskin and huge saggy balls that were covered in a mass of greying pubes?

Foreskin, balls and pubes would not stop me. The smell would. I'd just make him get a shower and join him.

Shower. Sex in the shower. Blindfold if necessary.

I've never ever had truly satisfying shower sex so I'd have to hop in a huge bath with him. Or in a hot tub sex pond.

Blindfold if necessary You wouldn't want to watch those huge hands in action?

@MrsKingfisher

What if you actually got to mattress mambo with Greg and he unzipped a really stinky pecker far too much foreskin and huge saggy balls that were covered in a mass of greying pubes?

Why would you post this?

I’ve never had good shower sex either!

I did have a sex dream last night (I blame you all), not with Greg sadly but with my boss.

Twasn’t bad at all

If you had to do it in your dream with Gordon Brown

I wouldn’t entirely trust him to get it right. I once had a dream where Gordon put my DSs in their car seats in the back of ‘our’ car and set off across the car park. He clipped the wing mirror. Make of that what you will.

Now Greg would be welcome and a lot less likely to ding my car.

Knitfast, the killer was that he kept his crown on, and I was kneeling on the table and had to put beer mats under my knees 🤣

I would never have thought Richard II would be so thoughtful. But then I've never really thought of him sexually. His portrait is not a turn on; his fingers don't look very nimble.