Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

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I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

I went down on Paris Hilton once. I was very good apparently.

I'm totally straight by the way.

@Sunshinesky1981"Luckily no, he was dressed as Lord Tumble at the time.. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse tbh. I pretty much shagged the Tory version of Mr Tumble"

This is so entertainingly niche 🤣, though grateful for your sake it wasn't Grandad Tumble. I hope his makaton was up to scratch.

ha! Just enjoy it- I had the best sex of my life with Russell Brand once.

Now every time I see him on tv I feel suddenly very flushed lol

@AlexisCarringtonColbyDexter

ha! Just enjoy it- I had the best sex of my life with Russell Brand once.

Now every time I see him on tv I feel suddenly very flushed lol

Nooooo just no. NOT I thought Ant Mcpartlin was bad enough but at least he looks like he knows what a bar of soap is for

I watched Taskmaster last night and thought about this thread.
Felt slightly shifty watching Greg and thinking if I would. Decided that I probably would
This thread has also reminded me about the deeply improbable but hot dream sex I had with Russell Tovey. I was v confused when I woke up.

Nooooo just no. NOTenvy I thought Ant Mcpartlin was bad enough but at least he looks like he knows what a bar of soap is for

You might think so but let me tell you- he certainly knows a thing or two about female sexuality 😜

Felt slightly shifty watching Greg and thinking if I would. Decided that I probably would

That probably made me laugh. I think it’s the juxtaposition with all the “I’D HUMP THAT MAN LIKE A CAMEL!!” responses.

I'm sure he'd be hugely flattered by my luke warm response.

Greg has a certain something about him. This reminds me of how my long standing crush on Reece Shearsmith began though. Can't even watch League of Gentlemen without blushing now.

Oh I would would would definitely do GD

Once had a dream of being stabbed in the the shoulder to keep me safe by Keifer Sutherland playing Jack Bauer, was I disappointed I so wanted more.. damn dream

Watching his Travel Man episode. I can report he had very nice forearms

I want a dream sex juke box where you can make your selection before you go to sleep, and wake up feeling nicely done.

Oh my goodness. The eyebrows at the end of that James Acaster clip. I'm feeling all flustered

As long as it wasn't Greg Wallace

@StarlightLady

I want a dream sex juke box where you can make your selection before you go to sleep, and wake up feeling nicely done.

"nicely done"

😆😆😆😆

I once had a Peter Andre sex dream. Felt rather dirty afterwards. He was rather persistant and then after I'd given in he was rather over enthusiastic.

Also said that he loved his kids several times too so clearly was the real PA and not an imposter in the dream

Just finished watching Prison Break. Terrible series but have frequently had amazing dreams about the brothers!

@CottonHeadedNinyMuggins

I once had a Peter Andre sex dream. Felt rather dirty afterwards. He was rather persistant and then after I'd given in he was rather over enthusiastic.

Also said that he loved his kids several times too so clearly was the real PA and not an imposter in the dream

Surely better over enthusiastic than under enthusiastic

@Justgorgeous

Just finished watching Prison Break. Terrible series but have frequently had amazing dreams about the brothers!

They are ridiculously good looking! It is a dreadful series which I can't stop watching .

I have definitely had weird sex dreams; Richard Madely, Jeremy Corbyn, my own husband (lack of imagination). But by far the weirdest was when I had a dream threesome with a faceless man and Dawn French . I'm not even gay!

It was rather like a puppy doing your leg sadly

Crying at the mental image

I sadly once had a sex dream about Boycey (not sure I spelled that right) from Only Fools and Horses. He’s about 45 years older than me and it was very unpleasant - I woke up feeling sick and the thought still makes me queasy now. I also made the mistake of telling my (now) DH who will not let me forget it... bastard.

Most of my sex dreams involve colleagues and are very unwelcome.
Or sometimes complete strangers that I’ve made up in my head. These are the hottest dreams I have in all honesty.
I did have a hugely realistic sex dream about Matt Damon once. So realistic I was almost convinced it had happened. Still don’t fancy him though, despite the sex dream being scorching.

@FolkyFoxFace

Greg has a certain something about him. This reminds me of how my long standing crush on Reece Shearsmith began though. Can't even watch League of Gentlemen without blushing now.

Reece Shearsmith; now you're really talking. I so would!

@TwilightToStarlight You must keep watching it as it gets more ridiculous! Lincoln I just want a few nights with and Michael a few years with. 😂