Sex Cape

[iCrochetSoIDontKillPeople]

About to get into a quickie when DH wrapped duvet around his shoulders and announced that it was his 'sex cape' ...

Anyone else married to their bestie who is also an absolute clown and can't help bringing it into the bedroom? I swear most attempts end in hysterics these days 😳🤪

You lost me at 'hun'

Aye, a thread full of people Live, Laugh, Loving their way to the bedroom .

@Costacoffeeplease

Oh dear I posted again 😮

Bookworming will be counting your posts, hun

Aye, a thread full of people Live, Laugh, Loving their way to the bedroom .

And how bloody wonderful is that?

It's not full of them, yourself and @Costacoffeeplease are definitely the exceptions!

Yes all in our sex capes 🤮

Do t be silly @Costacoffeeplease the sex cape is already in the bedroom , it was the duvet! RTFT!

Do you think we don’t all have duvets? 🙄

Sorry @Tenyearsgone when I was accused on "the lady does protest too much", I countered it with not as much as @Costacoffeeplease

It's easy to filter, you do know that? And it shows the amount of posts immediately!

What have I just read?
I don't mean the OP... mostly everything that came after 😂

I wish my husband would leap into the bedroom wearing a sex cape!

@Wowzel

I wish my husband would leap into the bedroom wearing a sex cape!

I might go downstairs now and drag mine off the sofa and demands he puts his on. I feel left out.... 🤔😂

And how bloody wonderful is that?

Sure is hunni, just as long as there's no loving all over the crush grey furniture. I mean we're all mad here, but not that mad, right hunz? No one needs a trip to B and M in lockdown!

Actually ‘the lady doth protest too much’ wasn’t directed at you @Bookworming

It’s not all about you, hard to believe I know

I think I'd rather be a fun sponge than talk about my DH's tinsel-wrapped penis on the internet. Now that's a weird sentence.

Even the OP, I'm getting some "covert bragging about my sex life" vibes.

What is wrong with people?! You aren't forced to read this thread. Just very fucking rude!!!

OP, your dh sounds fab! x

I'm totally getting DH this for his birthday.

He sounds 'wacky' and 'zany'. Totes hilaire.

Correct covidaintacrime hence, ‘the lady doth protest too much’ but I fear it went over most posters’ heads

I knew my fella was a keeper when after the first time we had done the deed he said how many of the kids were c section ? Non I said , theres no way 4 came out of there he said I need to look at this , cue armychef lying there legs akimbo whilst he gives me a very close up check up to make sure my lady bits are mine ... I think haha wasnt much more I could do but laugh and think well this is different , good job I liked him eh haha x

@Armychefbethebest

I knew my fella was a keeper when after the first time we had done the deed he said how many of the kids were c section ? Non I said , theres no way 4 came out of there he said I need to look at this , cue armychef lying there legs akimbo whilst he gives me a very close up check up to make sure my lady bits are mine ... I think haha wasnt much more I could do but laugh and think well this is different , good job I liked him eh haha x

What the fuck have I just read?

@iklboo oh I'm not sure about that mask, the cape yes, but the mask is a bit scary!

But each to their own, you bloody well enjoy!

I've just realised this is in AIBU. What are we voting on? Whether the sex cape is unreasonable?

heres no way 4 came out of there he said I need to look at this , cue armychef lying there legs akimbo whilst he gives me a very close up check up to make sure my lady bits are mine

Is this a satirical comment on other people's oversharing or are you serious? Either way I'm traumatised.

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

I've just realised this is in AIBU. What are we voting on? Whether the sex cape is unreasonable?

YABU, LTB

Yes. You both sound 'proper mad like'. What hilarity

This is quite funny