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Sex Cape

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iCrochetSoIDontKillPeople · 29/12/2020 10:35

About to get into a quickie when DH wrapped duvet around his shoulders and announced that it was his 'sex cape' ...

Anyone else married to their bestie who is also an absolute clown and can't help bringing it into the bedroom? I swear most attempts end in hysterics these days 😳🤪

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Tenyearsgone · 29/12/2020 22:24

If Op had posted this in the sex topic, she would have had several offers from men wearing sex capes by now.

covidaintacrime · 29/12/2020 22:24

I think talking about silly sex charades like the OP did is odd (because it comes off a bit boastful) but not deserving of a berating.

However I think publicly stating your husband checks your fanny for childbirth scars is a bit TMI if I'm being frank.

Woahisme · 29/12/2020 22:24

@covidaintacrime I have snacks and this thread for entertainment, I'm content 😂

covidaintacrime · 29/12/2020 22:25

I have snacks and this thread for entertainment, I'm content 😂

I have a big bowl of spag bol and a cream jumper, this won't end well I don't think Grin Now would be a good time for a sex cape!

Woahisme · 29/12/2020 22:29

@covidaintacrime

I have snacks and this thread for entertainment, I'm content 😂

I have a big bowl of spag bol and a cream jumper, this won't end well I don't think Grin Now would be a good time for a sex cape!

😂 in the theme of being totes hilaire and waking the baby, spitting out tea etc. I can confirm flamin' hot monster munch has just gone down the wrong way.
covidaintacrime · 29/12/2020 22:30

in the theme of being totes hilaire and waking the baby, spitting out tea etc. I can confirm flamin' hot monster munch has just gone down the wrong way.

Ehm my dog can actually read and is now looking at you funny sooooo.... Grin

Leftrightatthelights · 29/12/2020 22:30

Benny Hill alive and well in Surburban England eh.....

Woahisme · 29/12/2020 22:31

When armychef posted about her fella inspecting her bits to check them, I got an image of Columbo in his overcoat in my head 😂 I cannot shift the mental image. Why does my brain do this to me?

thinkingaboutLangCleg · 29/12/2020 22:31

Gladallover, I’m just wondering where he hid the fairy lights. Grin

I’m with you and OP and all who see the silly side of life and are lucky enough to have a DP who’s a kindred spirit. In a year like this we need that more than ever.

Wine to love and laughter.

SantasAnus · 29/12/2020 22:32

Honestly, get over yourself a lighthearted mention of a funny sexual encounter does not need to be designated to the sex board

It's not funny to some people though. Maybe their humour is different and not of the Mrs Browns Boys/Carry On Shagging genre.

It doesn't mean that people don't have a laugh with their partner during sex.

It just means that they wouldn't rush to write a thread about it in a 'isn't my husband just MAD. He is so currazeeeee. We were about to fuck and he lifted his legs up and lit a fart LOLOLOLOL'

Bloodypunkrockers · 29/12/2020 22:32

[quote Bookworming]@Bloodypunkrockers for theTHIRD time as a get back at the twee ODFOD! Ffs people read the full thread 😂 [/quote]
I did. And it wasn't

You criticise others but you are clearly over invested in an AIBU thread.

LouJ85 · 29/12/2020 22:32

@Tenyearsgone

If Op had posted this in the sex topic, she would have had several offers from men wearing sex capes by now.
😂😂
LouJ85 · 29/12/2020 22:33

@thinkingaboutLangCleg

Gladallover, I’m just wondering where he hid the fairy lights. Grin

I’m with you and OP and all who see the silly side of life and are lucky enough to have a DP who’s a kindred spirit. In a year like this we need that more than ever.

Wine to love and laughter.

Aww this is the loveliest post I've seen on this thread. Smile

WouldstrokeTomHardy · 29/12/2020 22:35

Benny Hill sex🤣

Bookworming · 29/12/2020 22:39

Oh come on @Bloodypunkrockers this is a welcome relief from my DH is an arse and ate all the chocolates, demands sex when I'm not interested, drinks to much and uses porn.

The OP was having a good laugh with her OH, it's great, it's nice to hear that people are happy and laughing in bed.

It's not a serious post!

I personally would wish to see more "we are happy posts" rather than people posting some fairly innocuous post and being told LTB and he is gas lighting you because he put to much milk on their tea!

If I opened this and thought "eww" I would've just scrolled on by, the OP was not over sharing, she was just having a laugh,

I've opened many a MN post and thought, no not for me, closed it moved on to the next one!

VetiverAndLavender · 29/12/2020 22:40

Hey, it's better than what I was expecting, which was a tale of someone's husband being unable to perform unless he was wearing an actual cape... Or maybe a woman who wears a (carefully-positioned) special cape to bed to save the sheets.

ThatsNotTheTeaHunty · 29/12/2020 22:45

you're reeeeaaalllyyy scraping the barrel for comebacks, and failing more miserably each time dear.

I saw this and instantly thought if they wanted their come back they would have scraped it off.. then I stopped myself because this is a funny light hearted thread with a few prudes on. Not sure why they opened the thread but hey ho.

inchoccyheaven · 29/12/2020 22:45

I read the title of this thread out to dw and she said oooh do we have one of those lol. We often end up being silly and quite random before and sometimes during sex and it makes us happy so will keep doing it.

thinkingaboutLangCleg · 29/12/2020 22:45

Oh thanks, LouJ85! Wine and Cake to us all.

queenofknives · 29/12/2020 22:53

I think it's nice to hear that people are having sex and a giggle with their partners. If you're with someone lovely who makes you laugh and gives you orgasms then you're lucky! I wish that for all of us. Especially me! Here's to love Wine

Goodbye2020Hello2021 · 29/12/2020 22:55

Has anyone been watching re-runs of ‘Him and Her’ on IPlayer?

Sounds like something Steve would do to Becky...

KizzyWayfarer · 29/12/2020 23:04

@Bookworming

Oh come on *@Bloodypunkrockers* this is a welcome relief from my DH is an arse and ate all the chocolates, demands sex when I'm not interested, drinks to much and uses porn.

The OP was having a good laugh with her OH, it's great, it's nice to hear that people are happy and laughing in bed.

It's not a serious post!

I personally would wish to see more "we are happy posts" rather than people posting some fairly innocuous post and being told LTB and he is gas lighting you because he put to much milk on their tea!

If I opened this and thought "eww" I would've just scrolled on by, the OP was not over sharing, she was just having a laugh,

I've opened many a MN post and thought, no not for me, closed it moved on to the next one!

This, exactly. OP said her OP put a duvet round his shoulders and made a joke of it. I can understand people posting that personality it would be offputting to them in the bedroom. But the level of mockery and griping ia lighthearted post has attracted from some, including, speculation about the OP’s home furnishings is... weird. Lighten up and move on.
BrumBoo · 29/12/2020 23:11

This, exactly. OP said her OP put a duvet round his shoulders and made a joke of it. I can understand people posting that personality it would be offputting to them in the bedroom

Thats exactly what posters like me said though, no one said anything about the op giving TMI, that was later posts about inspecting vaginasand such (which is still not lighthearted behaviour however you excuse it). It's the ones determined to call anyone who doesn't agree with them 'prudes' and 'repressed' then act like it's everyone else being rude that's absolutely derailed this thread.

But the level of mockery and griping ia lighthearted post has attracted from some, including, speculation about the OP’s home furnishings is... weird. Lighten up and move on.

No one commented on the op's furniture, Jesus read posts properly before jumping in with the 'we were all having a laugh until you turned up' bull.

Iminaglasscaseofemotion · 29/12/2020 23:16

cue armychef lying there legs akimbo whilst he gives me a very close up check up to make sure my lady bits are mine

WTF? Whose did he think they would be?

BluntAndToThePoint80 · 29/12/2020 23:25

Mmmmmm... Henry cavil in a sex cape... yummy.

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