Sex Cape

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About to get into a quickie when DH wrapped duvet around his shoulders and announced that it was his 'sex cape' ...

Anyone else married to their bestie who is also an absolute clown and can't help bringing it into the bedroom? I swear most attempts end in hysterics these days 😳🤪

Having sex and enjoying it is one thing, acting the prat is something very unsexy indeed

Men who behave like this are a massive turn off.

Suddenly feeling very glad to be single...

I want a sex cape!

Ugh I bet he farted under his sex cape and the noxious scent wafted out.

@Costacoffeeplease I think you've made your thoughts know miserable fun sponge that you are, reason why you keep coming back to reiterate it?

Are you lacking in the getting shagged department by any chance?

Op seems perfectly happy with her sec cake wearing husband, they seem to enjoy themselves, isn't that a good thing?

Odfod @Bookworming you haven’t got a fucking clue. All a bit sad really

@Bookworming cake too! It gets better. Sex capes & cakes. Love it!!!

Odfod @Bookworming you haven’t got a fucking clue. All a bit sad really

As suspected!

Op is enjoying her sex life, you know what hun, just scroll on by and let her do it!

It so refreshing seeing a great sex life between a loving couple! All mixed up with some laughter.

@Nohomemadecandles I added the cake but for a bit of variety 😂! Makes a change from the cape!

Reminds me of Russell Brand and his 'cloak of luuuuurve'

Hopefully OP’s DH knows more about consent though

Op is enjoying her sex life, you know what hun, just scroll on by and let her do it!

Hun alert! This thread has reach the bottom (and I thought Dave's festive bollocks was low).

My late DH was just like this - took nothing seriously, particularly himself. He was a real hoot and one of the things I miss about him the most is the silliness and random remarks that had me in stitches. It is so important to have fun with your partner.

‘As suspected’ what?

On the contrary, I generally find those who are lacking a sex life are more likely to talk about sex.

As the more demonstrative declarations on social media tend to be the rockier relationships.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

You know that couple off Catherine Tate 'you are not gonna believe what happened to me', then go on to tell the least craaaazy, mad, story ever?

Well that's you that is.

Well OP just reading this whole thread has made me laugh, pro and anti bedecked penis 😂😂

Love it. Enjoy, op

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

PMSL by the "lady" that keeps coming back to the thread since 4.30 this afternoon, to reiterate it's not funny! Brilliantly hilarious hun! Also coming the phrase ODFOD, now that's not a protestation is it "lady"!

Anyway the OP and her partner seem perfectly happy with his sex cape and looong may it continue.

I'm not sure how on an anonymous forum you can try and convince people that all's great, your shagging each other's brains out etc, as you know it's anonymous.

Hardly like romantic demonstrations on SM, where you are known is it?

I mean literally no one knows the OP.

Incidentally I've not mentioned my own sex life, so not sure why you're insinuating I'm saying it's amazing or anything?

Other than your frustrated imaginings

Slightly odd thread?

Love my DH and he does any number of silly fun things but I don't tend to leap on MN to discuss them. I call them personal sillies, not public sillies but I'm OK with being a fun sponge anyway.

@Bookworming

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

PMSL by the "lady" that keeps coming back to the thread since 4.30 this afternoon, to reiterate it's not funny! Brilliantly hilarious hun! Also coming the phrase ODFOD, now that's not a protestation is it "lady"!

Anyway the OP and her partner seem perfectly happy with his sex cape and looong may it continue.

I'm not sure how on an anonymous forum you can try and convince people that all's great, your shagging each other's brains out etc, as you know it's anonymous.

Hardly like romantic demonstrations on SM, where you are known is it?

I mean literally no one knows the OP.

Incidentally I've not mentioned my own sex life, so not sure why you're insinuating I'm saying it's amazing or anything?

Other than your frustrated imaginings

You lost me at 'hun'

Yes extremely odd thread. Even down to counting how many times and how often someone has posted 🧐. Weird

@Tenyearsgone that was in response to the ODFOD , equally twee and irritating!

‘You lost me at 'hun'’ 🤣🤣🤣

Yes extremely odd thread. Even down to counting how many times and how often someone has posted 🧐. Weird

There are only 73 posts and they can be filtered easily! It's a strange phenomenon called RTFT!

Just saying!

Oh dear I posted again 😮