AIBU to wonder where all the mumsnetters like me are? V left wing, Extremely Online millennials only need apply

[whoamongstus]

Where are all the mumsnetters who:

• are mid-millennial
• Extremely Online
• left wing
• probs on Twitter
• do not think gaming is the scourge of society and causes you to turn into a zombie
• does not know anyone who unironically plays golf

Bonus points for ex-emo kids.

Do you exist?

I play crazy golf ironically. It's to cover up that I'm the worst person to hold a golf club of any kind since the first golf ball was lost in a hedge.

If you play crazy golf and don't accidentally hit another golfer/smack the ball off the wall (if your course is one of these new fancy indoor ones) are you really playing crazy golf? @potholeparadies

I miss crazy golf so much now.

Even when everyone sniggered at me after the fifth time I'd tried to whack the ball and swished past it.

Wow! Yeah, I played pokemon sun and moon competitively while I was in university a few years back, did ok in a few local leagues! I would have kept it up but to stay in the circuit you have to have the latest games and building a decent team takes the kind of obsessive time I just don't have these days! Also I am really disappointed with the latest games, sword and shield are really no good in a competitive standpoint especially due to the slashed powered and the shared exp mechanic. I can't wait to introduce my little girl to this!
/NEEEEEEEEERD