AIBU to wonder where all the mumsnetters like me are? V left wing, Extremely Online millennials only need apply

[whoamongstus]

Where are all the mumsnetters who:

• are mid-millennial
• Extremely Online
• left wing
• probs on Twitter
• do not think gaming is the scourge of society and causes you to turn into a zombie
• does not know anyone who unironically plays golf

Bonus points for ex-emo kids.

Do you exist?

Hell-thefuck-O YANBU. Never admit my mumsnet usage to my rl friends cos of the terrible t*rfy reputation.

@AaronBurrSirr what board books you got? We just discovered anti-racist baby which has become an instant favourite.

I wasn't aware there was an age element to the concept of pearl clutching

Think about it.

What stereotype wears pearl necklaces?

@HeddaGarbled

I wasn't aware there was an age element to the concept of pearl clutching

Think about it.

What stereotype wears pearl necklaces?

Fair enough. I assumed the stereotype was more 'Little England', well to do, horrified at everything, as opposed to older women - not my intention to be ageist at all. Shall pivot to using the term 'recreationally disapproving', as that seems to suit the type of poster I'm talking about!

@DimidDavilby

Hell-thefuck-O YANBU. Never admit my mumsnet usage to my rl friends cos of the terrible t*rfy reputation.

This is a big part of it, yep!

I LOVE your username

I'm 1987 and never got on board with the limp emo scene although I did like bright eyes. I continued with Korn and slipknot and their heirs!

I'm glad I was a young woman in less pressureful times.

Yeah I hated bloody emo. Couldnt stand it. Born in 89.

Does anybody remember those fucking awful insanely wide, pale blue jeans with elasticated waist moshers wore around 2002 with wallet chains? preferably set off with a vomit inducing flame pattern shirt

Benefit bashing isnt left wing? left wing ideology includes promotion of welfare and state safety nets?

@user1471565182

Benefit bashing isnt left wing? left wing ideology includes promotion of welfare and state safety nets?

That's what I thought. But I was worried I was wrong and would look stupid

What’s wrong with golf?

I was more a mosher than an emo, but I did like all the emo music!

Who was that comedy character who used to say "I am right on, me"? Is that who you base yourself on?

@user1471565182

Does anybody remember those fucking awful insanely wide, pale blue jeans with elasticated waist moshers wore around 2002 with wallet chains? preferably set off with a vomit inducing flame pattern shirt

I don't remember those, I'm on about the punkyfish type ones with normal jean type waists and MASSIVE lower legs with enormous pockets in the calves.

t*rfy reputation?

Hallo! Yes, this is me. I wasn’t exactly emo so much as goth-lite, I wore a lot of long black skirts and pentacles and listened to Evanescence and Within Temptation. Spent the majority of my formative years on Neopets.

I still play neopets

@DimidDavilby we have Feminist Baby by Loryn Brantz and An ABC of Equality by Chana Ginelle Ewing.

Would recommend The Story Of (Rap/Punk/Pop etc) series too - great fun!

Much prefer the 90s teenager threads, sorry gen x but just a year separates me from being a millennial. Much rather be Gen X. Will step away and find my people elsewhere (interesting thread though OP, lots of responses and now I know what 'extremely online' means!(

Vom. Bonus points if the bottoms are all freyed and grey from getting wet.

Aw OP you are getting some serious unnecessary hate here hahaha!!! Absolutely hilarious.

But anyway, I have finally found my people! Could have written aaallll of your posts I feel we may be the same person. Also LOL at habbo hotel. Forgot that existed until this thread.

✅ are mid-millennial
✅ Extremely Online
⚠️ left wing (a little bit, but mostly centre)
✅ probs on Twitter
⚠️ do not think gaming is the scourge of society and causes you to turn into a zombie (everything in moderation)
❌ does not know anyone who unironically plays golf
✅ Bonus points for ex-emo kids

I guess I got most of your criteria

I guess I fit*

@user1471565182 oh the frayed bottoms of those jeans 😂 why ever were they allowed to be worn in rainy weather. Constantly soaking!

Me!! Ex emo kid as well