Things i've learned from MN (lighthearted)

[Wigisfashion83]

It's not supposed to offend anybody, feel free to add to them.

Single parents should only have secret dates for at least 2 years before introducing children to their new partners.

Teenagers should be kicked out at 18 with no financial support.

If you want friends who reply to messages on the same day and need more than annual meetups, you're needy and demanding.

Teachers are very overrated and don't work harder anybody else.

You need to marry your man immediately because god forbid a woman is financially secure without being married. But, once you are married, if he is ever in a bad mood and pisses you off one day, LTB.

Hahahah, excellent !

Firm boundaries are essential especially with MIL and nobody else is as important as your own household.

10 stone or under is an easy weight to maintain.

Toilet brushes are evil.

These are great !

No is a complete sentence

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

No is a complete sentence

Am I the 1st to mention that if you can not make a chicken feed a family of 8 for a week you are xoing somthing wrong ?

If you’re short of money you can just take in some ironing.

Solicitors do a free half hour consultation.

Batshit. Never heard it much before. Going to use it all the time now 🤣

'can't you just move house ?'

Women should be able to foresee exactly how their partner will be after having children with them.

Loads of stuff

Noisy neighbours? Just move to a detached house in the country
No money? Just take in ironing
DM problems? Just go NC
DH leaving the toilet seat up? Just LTB
Feeling overwhelmed with homelife? Just book a spa weekend

etc etc

That if you push someone to breaking point they may snap and fart.

That badger is edible and best served with rice.

That fat balls left in the fridge must be labelled.

Haha, if only it were all that easy !

That it is not normal to have a penis beaker beside your bed

That I am tacky and common

Hot tubs are chavvy sex ponds.

@Wigisfashion83 sex pond 😂😂😂😂

If there's a post about a man having an affair or something very vague that looks slightly like something else, "You've posted this before !!"

If your partner behaves badly he must have Asperger’s.

@FourPlatinumRings - well remembered and quoted, made me splutter tea (again)... sitting still smirking

If you’re stressed out with kids take yourself off to a spa day.