I'm not a scientist, but...

[titbumwillypoo]

I'm a bit concerned about the wheel. I'm not sure if I trust it. Also fire seems a bit dangerous.

Didn't Bill Gates invent the wheel? Bloody pushy Yanks.

Only the wheel of doom on a computer screen. Which is actually a hypnotic device which forces you to post irrational thoughts on social media.

Wheely McWheelface (he was Scottish) [Before Scotland existed] [probably].