Facebook seller- Delightful home decoration or jizz on a mirror?

[FlamboyantMustard]

This lady is clearly getting creative in lockdown, and I applaud her resourcefulness, that she's recycling, and she is selling things so clearly has identified an audience but...

Does this not look like a bloke spaffed on a mirror?

Hope the pictures post or this makes no sense.

The pink gin one isn't as bad... I don't know why she thinks gin explodes like champagne though

Seriously WHO buys this shite?

Makes me think of a golden shower 🤣
A woman I knew told me how a man paid her to wee on a glass table as he laid under it 🥴

Feel free to delete if that’s TMI !!!

Spaffed

@FippertyGibbett I can beat that. Many moons ago I used to work with a guy who said that he used to shit in a pyrex dish on his wifes face!

I'm not a poo troll either. That REALLY happened.

Does anyone remember the brief vogue for "Reflectoporn"

Well this thread took a turn 😳😂

@FlamboyantMustard

Well this thread took a turn 😳😂

I was just going to say the same 😂

I was going to add a comment but Pyrex dish has stopped me in my tracks 😑

This entire thread is a delight! Keep the stories coming (fnarr!).

Who buys that crap? I can just see it though, in a grey room with a crushed grey velvet sofa and grey curtains with mirror furniture and b and m tat lying around. Oh and those mirrors people think look like windows, so stick three up in a row 🤮

Holy shit in a pyrex dish is now going to be my new favourite utterance, thank you @LEELULUMPKIN

Not sure if this is relevant but Pyrex guy was a postie.

Starting to think all of those who "quarantined" their post in the garage may have had a point.

Shut upppp 😂

Who buys that crap?

Pyrex Postie doesn't, he makes his own.

Reminds me of Gladys. Same target market.

@Morporkia

Holy shit in a pyrex dish is now going to be my new favourite utterance, thank you *@LEELULUMPKIN*

New to posting on MN but just HAD to say I'm stealing this phrase.. 😂😂

@Morporkia

Holy shit in a pyrex dish is now going to be my new favourite utterance, thank you *@LEELULUMPKIN*

Gold.

Laughed so much just spat my coffee out.
Talk about 'Special Delivery' . . .

I’m literally waiting on the edge of my seat waiting to see/hear/read something mildly exciting so I can say it.

Hope dish wasn't then used for Toad (out of) the Hole.

Ewwwwwww

It looks like she drank all the gin then tried to create some 'art'.

Seriously though, who would buy that?

@SoupDragon 😂😂😂