Facebook seller- Delightful home decoration or jizz on a mirror?

[FlamboyantMustard]

This lady is clearly getting creative in lockdown, and I applaud her resourcefulness, that she's recycling, and she is selling things so clearly has identified an audience but...

Does this not look like a bloke spaffed on a mirror?

Hope the pictures post or this makes no sense.

My brother said he had a girlfriend that liked to be slapped with let lettuce. I kid you not but how did she find that out

Sorry wet lettuce

@Ddot Wet lettuce? That's quite, um, odd! Any particular variety more arousing? Curly? Little gem? Kos?
Do people fantasise, as in dream of this, then try it -or see/watch it on porn and find it turns them on?

My brother wasn't that forthcoming 🤣it was actually my other brother that grassed him up. He was rather mortified

Friend met a woman who liked to be whipped with the aerial in the back of his van. Haha he got vanaerial disease 🤣🤣🤣

@TheDogsMother do you know whether it was true, or just gossip? Friend always insisted it was true, but it was friend-of-a-friend stuff, so I didn’t pay it much attention.

Mind you, our local MP was notorious for sailing close to the wind (putting it very mildly with young men, so sometimes there is fire along with the smoke.

@WarmSausageTea I didn't witness it thankfully so it was more of a gossip thing. Much smoke and fires. My mum worked at the same place where he worked in the 80s and he had a bit of a reputation.

I believe the name for this particular activity is 'glass bottom boating'.

a lot of this poo stuff has to be apocryphal...most Mnetters absolutely lose their minds at the mere thought of a dog bowl going in the dishwasher, or imagining a stranger's shoe on their carpets

No way are they going for a Pyrex Full of Shite or a Urinal Coffee Table.

@Ddot

Friend met a woman who liked to be whipped with the aerial in the back of his van. Haha he got vanaerial disease 🤣🤣🤣

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Very good!

Viciousjackdaw 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I really don’t understand how the glasses stick to the mirror??? Wouldn’t they just fall off.
As for shit in a Pyrex dish 🤮🤮🤮

Saw this on Etsy
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/864455970/retro-vinyl-record-bowl?ref=related-1

Its getting very gusset level init 🤣

This has just made mine and DH whole evening! 😂😂😭

Honestly how do people find out they like the more out there kinks??? For example who was the first person to juzz on a mirror, stick a bottle on it, then sell it .... will we see turd tables as the next big thing in fetish???

Holy shit in a pyrex dish.

Hahahahahahaaaaaaa!

Another vote for Classics please!

This lovely thing appeared on one of our local selling sites today. Looks like someone has mutilated a smurf.

Oh dear that's not good

Rubber gloves for washing pyrex dish 🤣😷

@Ddot

Rubber gloves for washing pyrex dish 🤣😷

It would have to be these ones surely!

I watched goggle box the other night and pegging was mentioned now I must have lived a sheltered life. I had to Google it 🤯

I've ordered three, muck on a mirror! for my horrid sister hehe 🤣🤣🤣

@Ddot

I watched goggle box the other night and pegging was mentioned now I must have lived a sheltered life. I had to Google it 🤯

I didn't dare! Rough summary please?