Facebook seller- Delightful home decoration or jizz on a mirror?

[FlamboyantMustard]

This lady is clearly getting creative in lockdown, and I applaud her resourcefulness, that she's recycling, and she is selling things so clearly has identified an audience but...

Does this not look like a bloke spaffed on a mirror?

Hope the pictures post or this makes no sense.

Maybe there's still time for the FB seller to branch out...

Shit, covered in glitter and jizz stuck on a mirror. Clearly marketed to the somewhat niche group @GeidiPrimes frequents

@FlouncerInDenial

Maybe there's still time for the FB seller to branch out...

Shit, covered in glitter and jizz stuck on a mirror. Clearly marketed to the somewhat niche group @GeidiPrimes frequents

Personalised sex-pyrex.

[quote LEELULUMPKIN]@FippertyGibbett I can beat that. Many moons ago I used to work with a guy who said that he used to shit in a pyrex dish on his wifes face!

I'm not a poo troll either. That REALLY happened.[/quote]
For her pleasure or his?, what are the chances of two people being into THAT meeting?.

[quote LEELULUMPKIN]@FippertyGibbett I can beat that. Many moons ago I used to work with a guy who said that he used to shit in a pyrex dish on his wifes face!

I'm not a poo troll either. That REALLY happened.[/quote]
Fucking hell that's a depressing way to get your kicks

@FlamboyantMustard

God I hope Postman Splat isn't my postie 🤢

postman splat!

@Coniferhedge

Pyrex aside, the thought of me doing anything atop a glass coffee table sets my teeth on edge. I’m a clumsy oaf at the best of times, and that would be just asking for a trip to A&E.

Try explaining that one 😱🤣🤣🤣

@LoseLooseLucy

But what is this meant to be? A mirror? Wall tat? What is it?

It’s a mirror-cum-wall art.

Love it, I’ve met my people 🤣

@ShirleyPhallus

PostmanSpaff and ShitInAPyrexDish are both excellent usernames

Consider it done. This thread has been hilarious.

@SophocIestheFox

Mirror, mirror on the wall, does this look like jizz at all?

👏🏻😂

This thread has given me a much-needed laugh today. Properly chuckled when I took our Pyrex pie dish out of the dishwasher. After using it in a perfectly normal fashion I might add...

Garbage, dross, shit, trash, take your pick.

This couldn't be a better Friday could it. There is gin involved, we're all on the same page - c'mon, be fair, even MNHQ wants to talk about Postman Spaff and the Pyrex Collection.

What if you still have that old white pyrex do you know the sort I mean?

I'm probably a bit Mary Whitehouse compared to many, I was once agog when asked to be schtupped with a Snickers.
I can't imagine a conversation about shitting in a Pyrex dish.

OMFG have you seen the price of this white stuff? Would you be shitting in THAT?!!
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/753701285/vintage-jaj-pyrex-set-of-three-lobster?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_uk_en_gb_ds-a-Home_and_Living-home_and_living-kitchen_and_dining-cookware-casserole_dishes&utm_custom1=k_EAIaIQobChMIz9Dsn4qA7QIVDbDtCh3R3w8KEAQYAiABEgLksfD_BwE_k&utm_content=go_6479345238_79396302362_380917574114_pla-305374519816_c__753701285engb_141594161&utm_custom2=6479345238&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIz9Dsn4qA7QIVDbDtCh3R3w8KEAQYAiABEgLksfD_BwE

Oh dear, my link is too big.

I've had wine.

“Maureen! Something somethings stirring! Muster the Pyrex and a couple of ramekins.”

[quote LEELULUMPKIN]@FippertyGibbett I can beat that. Many moons ago I used to work with a guy who said that he used to shit in a pyrex dish on his wifes face!

I'm not a poo troll either. That REALLY happened.[/quote]
I used to know someone who did that for her boyfriend, I don't know the finer points, as in which equipment was used. I no longer speak to her so can't ask

@draughtycatflap

“Maureen! Something somethings stirring! Muster the Pyrex and a couple of ramekins.”

"But Darling, I've only just managed to Brillo off last weeks offerings. If you'd just lay off the bloody Morning Bran' !

I've changed my mind about chocolate log for pudding.

@draughtycatflap

“Maureen! Something somethings stirring! Muster the Pyrex and a couple of ramekins.”

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit I was once agog when asked to be schtupped with a Snickers.

😳 Cum again??

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣