Facebook seller- Delightful home decoration or jizz on a mirror?

[FlamboyantMustard]

This lady is clearly getting creative in lockdown, and I applaud her resourcefulness, that she's recycling, and she is selling things so clearly has identified an audience but...

Does this not look like a bloke spaffed on a mirror?

Hope the pictures post or this makes no sense.

Wanted to Fuck me with a Snickers bar .

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

I'm probably a bit Mary Whitehouse compared to many, I was once agog when asked to be schtupped with a Snickers. I can't imagine a conversation about shitting in a Pyrex dish.

Wouldn't the nuts be somewhat abrasive? Surely a softer chocolate would be more the thing?

A finger of fudge, perhaps?

Why a Snickers bar?...

Stop, just stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

interesting!

A finger of fudge is just enough
To give your skeet a treat

@RabbityMcRabbit

Why a Snickers bar?...

I presume he wanted a marathon sex session.

Scrolling through and this ad appeared..

Nasal spray, apparently.

😂

@SlatternIsMyMiddleName

I’m confused. Did Postman Splaff hate his wife and was displaying his utter disregard for her by shitting on her image? Or was he declaring his love for her by defacating on her picture?

I clearly lead a very sheltered life (I’m happy in my non defecting on pictures cave).

I don’t think that’s what he was doing...

But did he want you to use the Snickers to produce your own Mars bar? 🤣

NC for comedic effect.. but I managed to use said phrase when twat neighbour was getting a teensy bit close to my car with his big 4x4... husband spat bolognese all over himself. Was v funny

@Holyshitinapyrexdish a pleasure to tag you.

I’m going to slip in the phrase shortly.

@FippertyGibbett

Feel free to delete if that’s TMI !!!

Not enough info, if anything! How much did he offer? Did she do it?

"I can beat that. Many moons ago I used to work with a guy who said that he used to shit in a pyrex dish on his wifes face!"

Sounds like an ex- discovered he was paying a friend of mine to watch her pee.
He would buy tat like that too!!

I've just realised you have to be quite old to register my pun.
needs old gimmer emoji

@FippertyGibbett

Makes me think of a golden shower 🤣 A woman I knew told me how a man paid her to wee on a glass table as he laid under it 🥴

wonder if we had the same friend

U@Ihopeyourcakeisshit. I mean that’s just asking for a yeast infection! And also a waste of a snickers.

@FippertyGibbett was his name Donald?

It’s a mirror-cum-wall art no, just mirror-cum

I recall a friend of a friend at uni advising us about the use of the choc bar during moments of, ahem, intimacy. But for the life of me I can’t remember which choc bar it was.

In my defense it was a long time ago, I’m so old I got the ‘marathon’ joke up thread.

Postman Scat surely?

“@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

RabbityMcRabbit
Why a Snickers bar?...
I presume he wanted a marathon sex session.”

Brilliant.

But why a Snickers specifically? Why not, say, a Curly Wurly? Or a Twix?

But definitely not a Toblerone

[quote yetanothernamitynamechange]@FippertyGibbett was his name Donald?[/quote]
No, she was an air hostess on a night stop and he was very wealthy and wore a long white gown 😉

What kind of mad alkie would buy those?!