Facebook seller- Delightful home decoration or jizz on a mirror?

[FlamboyantMustard]

This lady is clearly getting creative in lockdown, and I applaud her resourcefulness, that she's recycling, and she is selling things so clearly has identified an audience but...

Does this not look like a bloke spaffed on a mirror?

Hope the pictures post or this makes no sense.

There would be a lot more men getting blowjobs if their jizz was gin.

My mind just went off on a weird tangent, thinking of some sort of Matrix-style milking system. All of the men lined up making gin.

Thanks brain.

Oh hell!! I’ve just got it - the wife was under the glass.

Why? Just why?

@Morporkia

Holy shit in a pyrex dish is now going to be my new favourite utterance, thank you *@LEELULUMPKIN*

weak here - may steal this

[quote LEELULUMPKIN]@FippertyGibbett I can beat that. Many moons ago I used to work with a guy who said that he used to shit in a pyrex dish on his wifes face!

I'm not a poo troll either. That REALLY happened.[/quote]
God, I’ve lived a sheltered life.

We need a new poll option - 'spaff' or 'not spaff'.

I'll put the request in now.

No comment. And don't ask.

@HeIsAVeryBadBoy

How, how.... (obvs I'm thinking about pyrex dish here)... how the fuck does that become a thing between two people?

Just as well it was between them or she would have had a shitty face

Well that escalated quickly.

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This thread is brilliant!

“ Seriously WHO buys this shite?”

My SIL

Why on earth would the wife want to lie there looking at that?!

I love facebook selling pages. It's always glittery bottles and glasses at this time of year. Who looks at a bottle of gin and thinks.... "nice but I would prefer it covered in pink glitter"

Anyone remember the website Regretsy? These would have fitted right in. I miss that site.

Who said they thought Postman Splat and his wife were behind these mirrors, because further investigation would suggest you were right...

Many moons ago I used to work with a guy who said that he used to shit in a pyrex dish on his wifes face!

ewwww!

I wonder which one of them wanted that to happen?

How do you even begin to ask someone to shit in a Pyrex dish?

How do you even begin to ask someone to shit in a Pyrex dish?

I doubt it was her idea! She probably insisted on the pyrex as a compromise.

Whose kink was it? Postie or Mrs Postie? Why on earth did he tell people? How did that come up in conversation??

What sort of conversation with a work colleague ends up with a confession about shitting in a pyrex dish?

When I was in university in the 90s I heard talk of this Pyrex dish (supposedly REALLY bad) sex thing... I always wondered what it was and now I know. Jesus.

I can’t even go in the bathroom for half an hour after DH has a shite.

What happens to the dish afterwards I wonder, dishwasher or... 🤔

I choose not to believe people really do this.

< concentrates on thoughts of rainbows and unicorns >

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

How do you even begin to ask someone to shit in a Pyrex dish?

And also, how did that come up at work? Did he spot some pyrex in the work canteen and have to calm himself down? Did he think it was a quirky story to share with his colleagues? Or was it more ‘you know how when you’re shitting in a casserole dish, should I shell out for the nesting bowl set, what do you guys use?’ sort of thing?

Also, does it have to be Pyrex or can Arcopal be used in a pinch?

I can't even use the en-suite if dh is in the bedroom .

Awful. Just awful.

This thread is so much better than I thought it was going to be.
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