Facebook seller- Delightful home decoration or jizz on a mirror?

[FlamboyantMustard]

This lady is clearly getting creative in lockdown, and I applaud her resourcefulness, that she's recycling, and she is selling things so clearly has identified an audience but...

Does this not look like a bloke spaffed on a mirror?

Hope the pictures post or this makes no sense.

There's an entire sub on reddit dedicated to men who enjoy shitting on their wives. With photos.

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

I can't even use the en-suite if dh is in the bedroom .

😂😂😂😂

@GeidiPrimes

There's an entire sub on reddit dedicated to men who enjoy shitting on their wives. With photos.

Is it not an equal opportunity ... thing ?

Anyone remember the Armstrong and Miller dentist sketches ?

But what is this meant to be? A mirror? Wall tat? What is it?

Is it not an equal opportunity ... thing ?

I guess it could be... however I think the men (namalt!) prefer to do the shitting.

@Pumperthepumper

Also, does it have to be Pyrex or can Arcopal be used in a pinch?

And now the kids are asking why mummy is snort-laughing...

This is so funny 😂 and yes the mirrors are shit 😂

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much while reading MN! Some of the comments on here are gold!!

But what is this meant to be? A mirror? Wall tat? What is it?

It’s a mirror-cum-wall art.

Joining thread for the shits and giggles

Maybe someone could set the postman up with Gillian McKeith.

It's weird enough to shit over your wife's face into a piece of cookware, but I think it might be even weirder to discuss it with your work colleagues afterwards.

"So, did you get up to anything interesting at the weekend, Stan?" "Well..."

Or was this in the context of a bring-and-share buffet? "Lovely casserole, Stan!" "Oh, thanks! You know, funnily enough..."

@LoseLooseLucy

But what is this meant to be? A mirror? Wall tat? What is it?

It’s a mirror-cum-wall art.

@AuntyPasta didn't she prefer Tupperware? Postman Splat has more refined tastes.

Maybe because Tupperware tends to hold colour

@Ginnymweasley

Who looks at a bottle of gin and thinks... “nice but I would prefer it covered in pink glitter"

With a splash of man juice

PostmanSpaff and ShitInAPyrexDish are both excellent usernames

@FlamboyantMustard

Maybe because Tupperware tends to hold colour

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

@LoseLooseLucy

But what is this meant to be? A mirror? Wall tat? What is it?

It’s a mirror-cum-wall art.

Oh bravo. Truly brilliant comment 👏🏼

I was just mulling over how you stick a glass bottle to a mirror, and came to the conclusion that you probably use this.

I was just trying to imagine that first conversation between the postie and his Mrs. The Pyrex dish sounds like something she might have written into the deal

Glass is the environmentally friendly option too.

@LoseLooseLucy

But what is this meant to be? A mirror? Wall tat? What is it?

It’s a mirror-cum-wall art.

This had me 😂

Mirror, mirror on the wall, does this look like jizz at all?

Pyrex aside, the thought of me doing anything atop a glass coffee table sets my teeth on edge. I’m a clumsy oaf at the best of times, and that would be just asking for a trip to A&E.

holy shit in a Pyrex dish

I needed a laugh today. Thank you all.