Facebook seller- Delightful home decoration or jizz on a mirror?

[FlamboyantMustard]

This lady is clearly getting creative in lockdown, and I applaud her resourcefulness, that she's recycling, and she is selling things so clearly has identified an audience but...

Does this not look like a bloke spaffed on a mirror?

Hope the pictures post or this makes no sense.

God I hope Postman Splat isn't my postie 🤢

And yes OP that's spaff on mirror. Who the fuck buys this stuff?!

Is there a thread yet for the Facebook shite that gets rolled out at Christmas? Pretty sure there is one every year.

Yuck! So tasteful...!

[quote LEELULUMPKIN]@FippertyGibbett I can beat that. Many moons ago I used to work with a guy who said that he used to shit in a pyrex dish on his wifes face!

I'm not a poo troll either. That REALLY happened.[/quote]
And that is why I never, ever buy second hand cook wear or dishes. I don't care if they're a very posh make, look clean or I have a spare bottle of bleach to clean them with.

I'll preface this by saying I'm not wanting to buy but our of curiosity how much were said items???

Also is there a mumsnet secret santa thing? For unrelated purposes.

And that is why I never, ever buy second hand cook wear or dishes

It’s my number one rule in life after this thread. Add clear glass coffee tables to that too ✔️

Those mirrors are £35 on my local groups.

Postman Splat! 😂😂😂

Why is it always gin! So tacky.

Maybe the postie has now broadened his horizons to jizzing on mirrors and the wife has decided to cash in by selling them on for a profit

I only more men spaffed gin ...

@buddhasbelly

I'll preface this by saying I'm not wanting to buy but our of curiosity how much were said items???

yeah yeah @buddhasbelly - course you don't - but do you want to know if they gift wrap them too

£35 I. Well... There are many reasons why I'm grateful to be a sober alcoholic but I have just added a new one. No one will ever buy me shite like this.

@DishingOutDone gift wrap, postage personal message. Oh wait. There is a v personal msg already coating the thing.

I was thinking about the glass table-"wouldn't it just run off the edge?"

Then we got to the pyrex dish-"ah, at least that would contain it!"

@DishingOutDone

I only more men spaffed gin ...

This

1. I hope it was a designated Pyrex dish, not one also used for cooking
2. It’s weirdly...sweet, or something, that instead of going with wild flinging about of bodily substances in a debauched manner, he allowed it to be neatly contained in a handy domestic implement
3. yes OP, it looks like spaff in the green bottle pic

This is hilarious

Postman spaff 😂😂

Oh OP that is such a brilliant title!

@DishingOutDone

I only more men spaffed gin ...

There would be a lot more men getting blowjobs if their jizz was gin.

There would be a lot more men getting blowjobs if their jizz was gin.

I'd be there like a rat up a drain pipe.

How, how.... (obvs I'm thinking about pyrex dish here)... how the fuck does that become a thing between two people?

I’m confused. Did Postman Splaff hate his wife and was displaying his utter disregard for her by shitting on her image? Or was he declaring his love for her by defacating on her picture?

I clearly lead a very sheltered life (I’m happy in my non defecting on pictures cave).