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Djokovic!! - who knew?

238 replies

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 09:06

Innocently snoozing away last night - little bit uneasy due to having eaten a curry and a couple of glasses of fizz ...
All of a sudden Djokovic came from nowhere and kissed me - I literally woke up gasping for him - never ever felt anything like it!!! AIBU?

and I thought I was more of a Rafa kinda girl......

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DishingOutDone · 02/10/2020 20:39

@Cheeringmeup

Mine was a snog in a pedestrian underpass with Paul Weller. It was lovely and I was so disappointed when I woke up to reality 🙁
Going Underground ....Grin

(I'll get me coat)

FOKKYFC · 02/10/2020 20:41

Who is AJ?

FOKKYFC · 02/10/2020 20:47

I really, really fancied Capaldi in 90s private eye series 'Chandler & Co.'.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 02/10/2020 20:59

FOKKYFC you put me to shame! I never heard of thise series. Off to google

CaptainCallisto · 02/10/2020 21:00

@DishingOutDone - Not in my dream Grin

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 02/10/2020 21:03

FOKKYFC is he in every episode? I’m pondering buying the dvd!

FOKKYFC · 02/10/2020 21:06

@DrinkFeckArseGirls

FOKKYFC you put me to shame! I never heard of thise series. Off to google
It was really good. Sisters-in-law, I think, who became private eyes. PC was either an ex-clear or ex-PI who used to help them. Bit of a 'fixer' type of thing. Catherine Russell and Barbara Flynn. Keep hoping it'll come to BritBox.
FOKKYFC · 02/10/2020 21:07

I believe so. Certainly of the first series.

FOKKYFC · 02/10/2020 21:10

Ex copper. Not ex-clear 😒

FOKKYFC · 02/10/2020 21:12

I've just IMDb'd and seen he wasn't in the second series, which I sort of thought was the case. I don't remember the second being up to much. Barbara Flynn wasn't in it, either.

ladymuck111 · 02/10/2020 21:12

This thread has just reminded me of a dream I had about Richard Madeley the other night. Judy was NOT happy 😂

BigBadVoodooHat · 02/10/2020 21:16

Chandler & Co was one of the best shows ever! I’ve been besotted with Barbara Flynn ever since.

Mochudubh · 02/10/2020 21:39

@ladymuck111

That's the first post on this thread that's made me go "Bleurghhhh", including Boris J.

janeyloves · 02/10/2020 21:40

Djokovic is hot. I've recently had two very explicit sex dreams about Boris. Can't stand him irl.

ladymuck111 · 02/10/2020 21:55

[quote Mochudubh]@ladymuck111

That's the first post on this thread that's made me go "Bleurghhhh", including Boris J.[/quote]
I woke up and once I started to remember my dream I felt queasy Confused he was a bit of a twat in my dream but somehow he charmed me into bed bork

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 21:56

@FOKKYFC

Who is AJ?
Anthony Joshua
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PoloNeckKnickers · 02/10/2020 21:59

My last dream involved dirty dancing with James Corden.

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 22:00

@janeyloves

Djokovic is hot. I've recently had two very explicit sex dreams about Boris. Can't stand him irl.
I never thought so but now I know - last night he was smoking hot. I will never look at him the same again

Can't wait to go to sleep.... see what the night brings...

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Cheeringmeup · 02/10/2020 22:06

@DishingOutDone

No coat required, nice one 😊 That didn't occur to me! Was all gritty and urban and pressed against a tiled wall (would do it in reality in a heartbeat 😆)

CountFosco · 02/10/2020 22:07

@custardbear

I had a steamy night with George Clooney 😵🥰
Me too! I was so happy to not be having a random sex dream about a colleague I don't fancy that I woke up DH to tell him. He was not impressed.
Staffy1 · 02/10/2020 22:30

@JimmyJabs

I had a dream once where I was married to Noel Gallagher and we were running a haberdasher's together. He was front of house and I was the brains of the operation. I did worry a bit about his customer service skills but the shop's accounts suggested we were doing pretty well, so perhaps his rude, brusque persona is just an act and he is really a charmer who flirts with elderly female customers so that they'll buy extra buttons.
I did worry a bit about his customer service skills This is too funny! Grin
Clawdy · 02/10/2020 22:49

Years ago I had a really vivid dream where I was lying in long grass with Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones, passionately snogging. Never forgotten it!

Tillygetsit · 02/10/2020 23:18

I had a VERY erotic dream about Tim Weeks from Bargain Hunt. It was so vivid I can't stop thinking about it. Didn't fancy him at all before the dream.

UnshakenNeedsStirring · 03/10/2020 10:56

Atleast you didnt get all hot and sweaty with Dominic Raab. I am convinced I need therapy after that session

CounsellorTroi · 03/10/2020 11:07

@Tillygetsit

I had a VERY erotic dream about Tim Weeks from Bargain Hunt. It was so vivid I can't stop thinking about it. Didn't fancy him at all before the dream.
I have mixed feelings about Tim Weeks. Sometimes I think he is quite hot, other times he gives me the ick!
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