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Djokovic!! - who knew?

238 replies

silverbubbles · 02/10/2020 09:06

Innocently snoozing away last night - little bit uneasy due to having eaten a curry and a couple of glasses of fizz ...
All of a sudden Djokovic came from nowhere and kissed me - I literally woke up gasping for him - never ever felt anything like it!!! AIBU?

and I thought I was more of a Rafa kinda girl......

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Clawdy · 03/10/2020 12:37

Haha, I thought you meant Tim Wonnacott !! Grin

Aldilogue · 03/10/2020 12:52

yourehavingagiraffe The Beast from The Chase. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve got tears, you win!!!!!

ShipshapeShore · 03/10/2020 13:10

I had one about Halsey the other night which was very surprising - first time a woman has appeared in my dreams!

Not a sex dream but I once fell so hard for Jack Whitehall while I was asleep. He was so sweet and we were so in love Grin. My heart flutters when I see him on TV now!

chrislilleyswig · 03/10/2020 13:33

@UnshakenNeedsStirring

Atleast you didnt get all hot and sweaty with Dominic Raab. I am convinced I need therapy after that session
There's a Mnetter who used to go out with him
ladymuck111 · 03/10/2020 14:28

Last night I got it on with Gary Barlow. I blame this thread although it's an improvement from Richard Madeley 😂

Coldwinterahead1 · 03/10/2020 16:48

I reckon The Beast would be really dirty and throw you around the bedroom 😍

africanantelope · 03/10/2020 17:34

Yadnbu I ❤️ Djokovic

TrixieMixie · 03/10/2020 17:40

His hair is like an otter’s fur. Boak.

lottiesland91 · 03/10/2020 17:40

He is very beautiful I totally get it!! 😍

DressingGownofDoom · 03/10/2020 17:41

@GameSetMatch

I had a Boris one recently 😐 😱 🤢 please don’t hold this against me!
Hah I had one of them a few months ago. It was interesting!
Trudij123 · 03/10/2020 17:44

I had a dream about Monty Don once. Completely changed my perspective of him and now I don’t miss Gardeners world.... blushBlush

Ilovegardens · 03/10/2020 17:56

Cillian Murphy as his Peaky Blinders character was my best one. It was so real, I woke up feeling rather flustered!

Shell4429 · 03/10/2020 17:56

Who is he?

Danceswithsloths · 03/10/2020 18:08

I went to a party with Kate Moss... we had a great time and she invited me back to her flat in Belsize Park... it felt so real I woke up with a bit of a hangover...

MrsBaboo · 03/10/2020 18:16

My last sex dream starred David Cameron (prior to the Brexit fiasco) Feel confused and ashamed now. With regards to tennis players I live in the hope that I will meet Bjorn Borg or Stefan Edberg one day. Djokovic is a no from me.

Chocolatestain · 03/10/2020 18:17

I, too, have recently had a Boris dream. However, in the past I’ve also had (deeply inappropriate) sex dreams involving my brother and a Jack Russell terrier 🤢 so not at all surprised my subconscious had me getting it on with the PM.

Very jealous of the Cillian Murphy dream.

Wilkie1956mog · 03/10/2020 18:19

Gosh, I'd like a dream like that about Chris Hemsworth!!

iklboo · 03/10/2020 18:25

He was totally naked and encouraging me to toss him off - he was massively well endowed and kept shouting in his Yorkshire accent to "get it right back" (his foreskin), he then went off like a fire hydrant - spraying all round the room.

Shame on you! He's from Lancashire 😄

Gmom · 03/10/2020 18:29

Agree with @LockdownLump on Djokovic. Horrid nationalistic sexist arrogant arsehole. Rafa or Roger both way preferable.

But I have had orgasmic dreams about people I didn’t fancy at all consciously. I remember ones about Bill Clinton and Prince.

earnshaw47 · 03/10/2020 18:37

i love Novak, after Raffa of course

DumDaDumDum · 03/10/2020 18:38

YABU,

Rafa is one of the sexiest men alive. That smile, the accent, those thighs.. the arms...

fans herself

FelicisNox · 03/10/2020 18:40

I never dream about celebs... it's always random men I know, usually ex boyfriends.

I had a very unsettling dream about my ex husband once.... blurgh!

Dontforgetyourbrolly · 03/10/2020 18:42

I have had the Boris Johnson dream! It must be the over exposure during lockdown- pardon the pun!
The other night I dreamt that Brad Pitt was my boyfriend...it seemed so real , I didn't want to wake up !

siddlydiddly · 03/10/2020 18:44

Mine recently have been Jamie Dornan ( just watched the fall), Pierce Brosnan and Michael Ball Wink

roxyro · 03/10/2020 18:57

Rafa is a little boy compared to Djokovic!!

Wow! Open your eyes woman. Nadal is 6ft 1 inch of bronzed muscle. Djokovic just doesn’t compare.

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