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AIBU to wonder what conspiracy theories you think may hold some weight?

499 replies

Soundbyte · 27/08/2020 21:55

Generally speaking I hate conspiracy theories, but is there anything out there that’s passed off as a conspiracy theory that you think holds some weight? I personally have some questions about the assassination of JFK.

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PhilSwagielka · 29/08/2020 22:30

I don't think Johnson faked it, and I say this as someone who can't stand him. I don't think it was as serious as he claims but I really, really don't think he was faking.

Re Jimmy Savile, plenty of people suspected he was a bit dodge before the stories came out. One of my mum's friends met him back in the day and said he was a creep, and she wasn't the only one. I think someone on here said Savile groped her DD when she was 12.

Rhine · 29/08/2020 22:40

@boltzmannbrains

I believe Boris Johnson was much more seriously ill with COVID than the government admitted to, and that they lied to downplay how ill he was.

They claimed he was being admitting for routine tests but it was late on a Sunday night, and claimed him being moved into intensive care was just a precaution and that he was sitting up and doing well. The entire way through his illness they acted like he wasn’t that sick and downplayed his illness, but you don’t get put in ICU unless you are really unwell.

It’s not a huge conspiracy theory and it’s hardly news that the government lies, but that’s my interpretation of the evidence.

So do I. It was obvious he was very unwell when he came out of Downing Street to clap for the NHS and could barely hold his head up. You could hear the rattling in his chest when he spoke. Then when he recovered and gave that really emotional speech thanking the staff who cared for him. He was seriously unwell and is lucky to be here.

Covid deniers are such a bunch of wankers. They think they’re so superior.

eaglejulesk · 29/08/2020 23:33

The Diana conspiracists on this thread are delusional.

Not just them.

SheWranglesRugRats · 30/08/2020 07:28

Why wouldn’t Jeffrey Epstein top himself facing a lifetime in jail ?

Coriandersucks · 30/08/2020 07:49

Someone said about Cadbury boosts on page11/12 - I need to know the conspiracy around these!!

sashh · 30/08/2020 10:16

Prince Harry looks more like the Spencer family, have a look at his uncle Charles and his cousin Louis.

Why wouldn’t Jeffrey Epstein top himself facing a lifetime in jail ?

More of a how than a why. He was on suicide watch, both guards fell asleep and the CCTV stopped working. Which would be an ideal time for him to commit suicide but also an ideal time for somebody else to kill him.

Then there is the question of who benefits from his death? The deal he got before wasn't going to be in the table again so he had no need to keep quiet about who he was with, when and where.

MonaLisaDoesntSmile · 30/08/2020 10:22

US knowing abouot Pearl Harbour and 9/11 beforehand, both times badly needed apretext to enter the war and justify it, and the arm business bloomed, it's a no brainer to me.

Manolin · 30/08/2020 10:35

There is something about the second Iraq war and how the US consolidated its hold on Kuwaiti and Iraqi oilfields. I can only imagine substantial wealth has been laundered via oil proceeds through offshore banks and into the hands of an elite group of people. I also think the sums involved are shocking - the best part of a region has been effectively privatised. That is why Putin wants to get into there.

FarTooSkinny · 30/08/2020 11:08

@MonaLisaDoesntSmile

US knowing abouot Pearl Harbour and 9/11 beforehand, both times badly needed apretext to enter the war and justify it, and the arm business bloomed, it's a no brainer to me.
The only no brain is in your head. Are you seriously suggesting that the US Government deliberately allowed the murder of 3000 people on its own soil so as to start a war in the Middle East? Despite no evidence to this whatsoever.
Chickenblc · 30/08/2020 19:54

@Lolwhat

Princess di Jeffree Epstein killing himself (he bloody didn’t) Pizzagate 9/11
You think Hilary Clinton was abusing kids in the basement of a resteraunt... that doesn't even have a basement?
WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat · 30/08/2020 20:00

@chickenblc
...could have filled it in...? Hmm

rainwaterflow · 30/08/2020 20:10

The restaurant never had a basement. It’s pretty easy to tell there was never any basement. Plus the idea that they were actively holding children in the basement then magically managed to fill in an entire basement so perfectly not a trace of it was visible - without permits or workmen and without a single person in the middle of a major city noticing - and by sheer good luck and coincidence they did this immediately before a random Internet person showed up, when they had no reason to (since you’d assume they’d be politically protected from any form of official/police investigation). It just doesn’t stand up to basic logic or common sense for a second. None of it does, not one single word.

Horehound · 30/08/2020 20:25

Oh that pizza gate one is so stupid. Really stupid!

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 30/08/2020 20:29

@Coriandersucks they seem to be shrinking at an alarming rate!

WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat · 30/08/2020 20:30

If you stretch pizza dough carefully enough and let it dry it looks like cement. Maybe they just put a layer of these over the floor (no raised crusts) and the basement is still there but not apparent to the naked eye? Just saying...

rainwaterflow · 30/08/2020 20:37

You couldn’t do that with traditional NYC/East Coast pizza, but maybe with Chicago pizza?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 30/08/2020 20:45

I've heard that pizza is a very good antiperspirant.......

WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat · 30/08/2020 20:55

@TracyBeakerSoYeah
Do you not find that the tomato sauce stains your blouse?
I know I did when I tried it. But, here's a tip, pop a couple of mozzarella balls in your wash (instead of washing capsules) and Roberto's your uncle and everthing is sparkling blanco again.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 30/08/2020 20:58

@WhoWouldHaveThoughtThat that's a really good tip, wish I'd known about when we last visited Woking 😂

combatbarbie · 30/08/2020 21:11

Michelle Obama is transgender

Tinkerbell456 · 30/08/2020 21:27

I’m another one who doesn’t believe Jeffery Epstein killed himself. He shouldn’t have been able to. How would he have known that the guards were asleep and CCTV down? Seems to me those guards have some tough questions to answer. One also was not a regular guard. Who better than one or both of the guards ( the non regular guard ?) to disable the CCTV and get in there? Did non regular guard drug regular guard so he’d sleep? In a nice cup of coffee say? Seems more credible than someone coming in from outside. On the other hand, I imagine that if the guard went in to murder Epstein, there would be one hell of a struggle. He’s not just going to just let someone strangle or hang him, is he? Noisy enough to risk waking regular guard even if drugged?

Roussette · 30/08/2020 21:32

Michelle Obama is transgender

Is that a joke? If so, it's in very bad taste

cardibach · 30/08/2020 22:03

@Roussette

Michelle Obama is transgender

Is that a joke? If so, it's in very bad taste

Sad.y not, @Roussette www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-michelle-obama-man-proof-infowars-conspiracy-theorist-sandy-hook-a7911996.html
PhilSwagielka · 30/08/2020 22:48

@Coriandersucks

Someone said about Cadbury boosts on page11/12 - I need to know the conspiracy around these!!
They're delicious. Clearly something evil is afoot.
SquidwardTortellini95 · 30/08/2020 22:50

Jill Dando was silenced by some very powerful people. As was Dr David Kelly. Princess Diana was murdered.