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To suspect all women are just a slightly bit gay?

324 replies

StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 08:25

...Or is it just me who fancies Angelina?

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ashadasher · 05/10/2007 23:04

desiderata what in gods name are you talking about 'if i try to snog you'? do you think i just randomly try to kiss women??? sorry if my honesty is too much for you but what did you think you would read about on this thread for goodness sake?

anyway, your comments and one or two others have made me feel thoroughly miserable, so thanks for that. I have enough problems without being threatened. I thought this thread was meant to be fun?

Gobbledispook · 05/10/2007 23:04

'to' obviously

expatinscotland · 05/10/2007 23:05

Ditto Des and GDG.

Yep, just sat here thinking about Brangelina and David Tennant. Thought, 'Hmm, maybe he has got a big cock.'

Desiderata · 05/10/2007 23:05

Yes, it was meant to be for fun ...

expatinscotland · 05/10/2007 23:06

Oh, my auntie is a flight attendant and she worked a flight with Angelina on it once and said she wanted to put ChapStick on her the entire time, her lips were so chapped.

Gobbledispook · 05/10/2007 23:08

And Brad Pitt - I don't get him either. Does absolutely nada for me.

Who honestly thinks you'd look twice at these people if they weren't made up and air brushed to within an inch of their lives?

NappiesLaGore · 05/10/2007 23:08

ashadasher - please dont feel upset. you were perfectly ok to post what you did.

i think des was bang out of order in that post. really. des, you should apologise. sheesh, and i was confused when you said sometimes you were rude... now i get it!

expatinscotland · 05/10/2007 23:08

Brad's rank.

ScaryScaryNight · 05/10/2007 23:09

I think Brad Pitt used to be hot. I still get goosebumps when watching Meet Joe Black!

expatinscotland · 05/10/2007 23:10

He did used to be hot. But now he's yucky.

Desiderata · 05/10/2007 23:10

Yeah, yeah

TheArmadillo · 05/10/2007 23:12

Brad is boring.

Reasonably good looking, but looks like there's nothing between the ears.

TheArmadillo · 05/10/2007 23:13

OF course I love david tennant, but I know I'd have to fight expat for him adn she seems a bit scary [winl]

Desiderata · 05/10/2007 23:13

Who is good looking in Hollywood (or elsewhere) at the moment?

I must admit, I'm struggling.

gibberish · 05/10/2007 23:14

Brad Pitt is more of a woman than most of the woman I know...

And NO I don't fancy him. Or any other woman. Boobs just don't do it for me.

gibberish · 05/10/2007 23:15

Ooops that should have said 'most of the WOMEN I know'.

And I didn't mean 'know' as in the biblical sense either. Okay.

TheArmadillo · 05/10/2007 23:15

there is um um

Surely their must be someone, but I can;t think of anyone.

Desiderata · 05/10/2007 23:18

Y'see? Zilch. Rien. Nowt.

gibberish · 05/10/2007 23:23

Only the old ones. George Clooney. Richard Gere. Once they have popped their clogs Hollywood will be a sad, sad place.

TheArmadillo · 05/10/2007 23:23

there

Michael C. Hall (Dexter, not 6 ft under)

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StrawberryMartini · 06/10/2007 07:51

Sorry ashadasher I didn't think your post was inappropriate at all, and yes, of course this post was supposed to be fun. Some people are just out to get others and will twist threads to do so.

Spoil sports!

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lucyellensmum · 06/10/2007 15:59

Ashadasher, i loved your posts, made me laugh I'm actually quite envious of your bottle to go and snog another woman, im more of a wannabe snogger iyswim.

um, no-one here has even suggested that they are or are not actually gay. Isn't it a little prejudice to think that if they were gay or bisexual, that would be a bad thing And heres me thinking we are an open minded intelligent bunch on here!

I have tried my hardest not to fancy george clooney, its sooo cliche but i can't help it, hes farking gorgeous. I like richard gere and robert di nero, i would do them all AT ONCE if i could. I quite like the inspector linley guy too.

Actually, i qutie fancy the thought of watching my DP with Angelina - so come on oh prudish ones, come and get me - don't come onto a thread entitled, hmmm, i think women can be a little bit gay if you are easily offended and homophobic!! Perhaps its just that the rest of us are sure enough of our sexuality to feel comfortable discussing such things. Bit shitty that someone who made some really cheerful and funny comments was made to feel unhappy

lucyellensmum · 06/10/2007 16:03

on a totally serious note, Asher, i have just looked at your profile and im gobsmacked!!! How HOW can you feel that you are not beautiful, you are STUNNING, 50 times better than angelina!!! I wish i looked like you, my word, i bet you have them queuing, men and women Oh and your little baby is gorgeous too Dont take any notice of the spoil sports i suspect taht there is a good dose of about.

lucyellensmum · 06/10/2007 17:32

did i go too far?

kitsandbits · 06/10/2007 17:51

Asher you are stunning !! - all your posts have been appropriate to this thread!! Thats what its about!!

If people were going to be so uptight as to react like that (Desi~) to an admittion of snogging a woman then maybe they shouldn't have clicked on a 'gay' thread

Ignore it.

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