To suspect all women are just a slightly bit gay?

[StrawberryMartini]

...Or is it just me who fancies Angelina?

Hello!

Now I've been told Crooks is gorgeous do I get slated if I talk to her?

Punjabi. Born in the UK.

And those of you that have commented on how I look just to make me feel better - youre too kind and you really dont need to! i feel okay tonight!!!

Desiderata - no need to ask for my forgiveness. you already had it.

Ashad - I've got 2.5st of baby weight to lose so not that gorge! lol Will start to diet after Ramadan ends - impossible to diet when fasting as too busy 'rewarding' myself for fasting all day after sunset lol!!

I do have nice lips though....

Better make it quick before I run and hide again!

Everytime I meet someone they want to shag me. Sigh.

That is because we KNOW you are stunnning, with that supper moggle dd!

poor you mm!

Bollocks, Crook! Beauty has nothing to do with weight .. it's the light that shines from you.

It shines from you ..

I think it is a lot to do with you preceive yourself too. If I feel miserable that is what shines through. I am very much like an open book.

you have nice lips? are you trying to get me in to trouble? i said i feel better than last night, but still more guarded!!!

xXxamyxXx, is misbehaviour on mumsnet the norm? i was so badly informed!

Ooooh, thanks Desi. Feeling a bit blue over my weight atm...need to knuckle down and shift it...fed up with wearing the same 3/4 outfits when I've got a wardrobe full of nice stuff from pre preg!

I know what you mean crooks, I need to lose a stone.
All those clothes...

Ashad - no, wouldn't do that. Was just joking around. Sorry to hear you feel so restricted in your relationship though, it can't be easy

I wouldnt MIND having long dark hair and a heaving bosom...

I went to Andalucia before I found out I was pregs and got some gorge clothes - they still have the tags on them! I was in maternity by 10weeks! DS just kept pulling on the placenta and demanding - and it had to be dairy, the little sod!

So, what do you think I look like, Starry?

Gosh Desi,
I imagine you as tall and slender and with dark hair, long and a little messy?

sorry i dont think you are MESSY, but your hair, like tossled messy

I just come out all wrong.

ah better word: wild flowing!

SAY SOMETHING SO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT OFFENDED!

at this hour on a saturday night sometimes yes

I was rolling a fag.

You're not far wrong, actually. My hair is mouse, and endearingly messy! I'm not particularly tall (5' 6"), but I am slim.

Crook can fill you in ...

I was rolling a fag.

You're not far wrong, actually. My hair is mouse, and endearingly messy! I'm not particularly tall (5' 6"), but I am slim.

Crook can fill you in ...