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To suspect all women are just a slightly bit gay?

324 replies

StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 08:25

...Or is it just me who fancies Angelina?

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mistypeaks · 05/10/2007 09:43

ooh lucky you. the only celeb i bear a passing resemblance to is 'the moore'

mistypeaks · 05/10/2007 09:44

sadly dudley not demi!!!!!!!!!!

babybore · 05/10/2007 09:57

Every straight woman fancies Angelina! So yes I'd agree with you, though most straight women think anything other than kissing another woman is 'taking it too far'.

Cappuccino · 05/10/2007 09:58

er no

and specially not her

I think she is spectacularly plain, I don't get it at all

babybore · 05/10/2007 10:02

She's sexy as fcuk. It's in her eyes. You just KNOW she'd be great in bed.

(Ok maybe I'd better get back to the Daily Mail thread...)

harleyweendemon · 05/10/2007 10:02

angelina - i would!

Cappuccino · 05/10/2007 10:03

she just looks like a smug cow with big lips today

her jaw is enormous

and her face is flat

Cappuccino · 05/10/2007 10:03

to me

not today

snowleopard · 05/10/2007 10:09

I think there's maybe some truth in it... I've never had a gay experience because I'm really put off by the thought of the actual up-close encounter - which makes me suspect I'm definitely straight - but nonetheless I do fancy women in a more remote way. Not Angelina though! I can't fathom what either men or women see in her, she just looks horrible bony and ugly to me and has a scary look of steely control in her eyes.

LadyOfTheFlowers · 05/10/2007 10:15

I dont like Jolie either.
I like Gwen Stefani & Christina Aguilera. There are probably others but I can't think atm.
Have snogged 2 ladies, whilst under the influence of alcohol before Dh and the kids hit the scene!

Tortington · 05/10/2007 10:17

i'd do her

Tortington · 05/10/2007 10:17

and i'd do gwen and christina

ahundredtimes · 05/10/2007 10:21

Angelina is an incredibly beautiful woman.

I'm not sure I'd snog her though .

It might be a bit intense and her legs are a bit long and I think I'd be overwhelmed with the whole vest and combat trousers and her long neck.

Have given this some thought, you see.

MamaG · 05/10/2007 10:21

Id do Drew Barrymore

and Kimberley from Girls Aloud

harleyweendemon · 05/10/2007 10:25

kate beckinsale
and liv tyler

mustrunmore · 05/10/2007 10:32

Shakira
Or one of my friends, who will never ever know that I think that!

phdlife · 05/10/2007 10:38

not only do I loathe angelina, so does dh!

claudia black, though, we both agree on. and scully. [nerd emoticon]

I think there's plenty of good research that shows women's sexuality is more "plastic" than men's - we tend to be more okay with experimentation without having to whack a label on it/jump into a particular box.

foofi · 05/10/2007 10:41

YABU to suspect ALL women feel like that - although clearly a lot of you do.

I LIKE other women better than men, but I don't fancy them at all.

RGPargy · 05/10/2007 10:45

I think Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is really sexy and beautiful. I only look at her with envy tho, not lust.

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HonoriaGlossop · 05/10/2007 10:47

Can I just add my voice to the chorus saying how utterly gross Angelina is. she is scrawny and her lips are INEXPLICABLE.

sKerryMum · 05/10/2007 10:47

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ThePhantomToiletFlusher · 05/10/2007 10:49

Angelina Jolie looks like she needs a good dinner.

wolfear · 05/10/2007 10:49

Angelina's lost it. She looks like a hag.

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