To think our Prime Minister is not on a camping trip

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Just wondering how many actually believe that?

YABU = He is on a camping trip

YANBU = He is not on a camping trip

He was banging on about obesity before he went, maybe he is at one of those weight loss camps.

Amaze me- where do you think he is then?

I would bet my left tit he is not on a camping trip. With a 4 month old baby? They really don't seem like the type!

With a small child? Not camping in the usual way we would understand.

I suspect he had a nights v posh glamping so he couldn't be accused of lying. And since then he has been lording it up somewhere v high end indeed.

Twitter is awash with rumours that he is in fact abroad, or in rehab, or that he and Carrie have split up.

He’s hiding in a cupboard somewhere while everything falls down around him.

Is he hiding in that fridge again?

He’s hiding in a fridge.

Hiding in a cupboard ? Are you sure it's not a fridge ?

‘If’ he’s camping, it’s in the grounds of someone’s estate and it’s in a safari style lodge with all mod cons.

He'll be on a vast estate in Scotland somewhere blasting birds out of the air.

If he was camping he'd have leaked a man-of-the-people photo by now.

Anyone who is a camper would know that it's easiest to take a four month old, before weaning starts!
My DS went on his first camp at ten weeks.

He’s awful and hideous but even he doesn’t deserve a Uk camping trip as a summer holiday. Camping is just about tolerable in guaranteed good weather but even then....

He's gone as far away from the exam debacle as he can get, basically. Wisnae me, guv.
Possibly Antarctica?

Well he isn't making any covid or A level or GCSE or BTEC etc statements. He's fucked off and does not give a shit

Dominic has locked him in a room until Boris can get through the latest script without bumbling. He'll only be let out if he promises to do what Dominic tells him and doesn't fuck it up. It's going to be a long wait.

I think he's in Portugal, and that's why the quarantine restrictions are being lifted this week

I hope Carrie and the baby are having a lovely time wherever they are.
I hope that Mr Johnson is being attacked by giant killer wasps armed with hot poisonous darts.
That is all.

Like an 'Escape room', trapped ?

Anyone who believes Boris is a camper is clearly not altogether with it and should probably lose their right to vote He is 100% not camping in the tradition sense, the closest he might get to it is some ultra luxurious lodge with fitted shower, mod cons and wifi.

The latest conspiracy I saw on twitter was that he was in Greece celebrating his dad's 80th birthday.
Tbh it doesn't matter where he is the bottom line is that he isn't dealing with the crises the country is facing. again

Only if you don't do baby led weaning @IveSeenThings! BLW and a tent was my Ds's whole first summer

Is he fuck camping.

Although, wherever he is, perhaps he could just stay there and let someone competent take over?

I went on a camping holiday this year. The site didn't open any facilities, so we had to take our own loo tent, loo and shower. The loo is a bucket with a seat and lid. The shower was electric, but we had to fetch and heat the water, stand in a small paddling pool and dispose of it afterwards. I also splashed out on a fancy waterproof loo roll holder which had an inbuilt LED for night trips. Not everyone's cup of tea but we had a ball.

He is not on That sort of camping trip. It will be like a hotel, just made out of canvas.