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HotdogwithKetchup · 11/08/2020 14:44

We've been out a lot with DC in the garden the past few days and have been hearing more of our neighbours that we usually would! Outer London so tiny suburban gardens.

The single guy behind us has moved his home "office" into the garden and is conducting all his work calls there in bad-tempered French. I can hear him sighing when our youngest shouts, "Need a wee" or screams in the paddling-pool but he hasn't said anything yet which I'm grateful for.

The neighbour behind on the other side is doing some sort of DIY project...So drills, sawing, hammering. I can hear single French guy sighing audibly at this too. I'm on his side if he murders the guy Grin. But he might come for us first...

Next to us we have two older girls (around 11 and 8). They've been building a shelter using sheets in the garden, but the oldest (who is very...assertive!) is convinced the youngest one is doing it all wrong. She knows, you see, since she's been doing Guides and they do shelters all the time Grin.

The other side is flats, one of which is empty and for sale. We never see the upstairs resident. I'm not sure he really exists. Nothing from downstairs today, but over the past few weeks I've enjoyed eavesdropping on the estate agent's sales talk in the garden.

All fairly mundane. Has anyone as nosy as me heard anything really interesting?

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bingbongbingbongbingbong · 18/08/2020 10:07

yesterday afternoon - not technically neighbours but the same group of kids that congregate in the park right outside my house - around 8 years of age.

The one girl stole the little boys shoe - little boy runs to the top of the slide and shouts "give me back my fucking shoe or I'll put your fucking windows through!!"

I'm not sure whether that was the little girls car windows or house windows or maybe wendy house windows he was referring to

sueelleker · 18/08/2020 12:06

@KateF You must sound like Joyce Grenfell "George, don't do that".

Coldemort · 21/08/2020 14:12

@honeylulu

Just heard neighbour opposite calling her cat: "Jasper .. Jasper ... JASPER... oh come on you ginger twat!"
Haha, that sounds like me. My cat now actually responds to 'knobhead' Blush
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